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Ladka Ladki Adult Hindi Jokes

Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the
Ladki: “Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai”
Ladka khush hokar bola: “Achcha!!!”
Ladki: “Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai“

Ladka: "Kash main teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta"
Ladki: “Main kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota"

Husband Wife Adult Hindi Jokes

Husband aur wife ne bachhon ki wajah se raat ko sex karne ka code word rakha sandwich.
Raat ko husband: “Sandwich ka mood hai?”
Wife: “Nahi aaj nahi, subha ketchup ki thelli phat gayi hai..

Funny Amir Khan face on dangal movie