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My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.

In Hindi read some funny jokes 💁🏼‍♂एक सासुजी आपरे जंवाई री आँख सुजेड़ी देख'र आपरी बेटी स्यूं पूछ्यो " के बात है, जंवाई-राजा री आँख कियां सूजेड़ी है ,तू ठोकी के ? बेटी एकदम तारामती ( हरिसचन्द्र की लुगाई) बोली " हाँ, ठोकी !" सासु = क्यूं ? बेटी = दिनुगे उठतांई आधी नींद म बोल्या " म्हारो चस्मो कठै है, सुमन ? सासु = तो इमै ठोकण री कांई बात ही ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! म्हारो नांव कांई है ? सासु :- रजनी 😐😐 .... ओsssरेss 😱😱😱!!! मरज्याणे के दो और चेपणी ही 😠😠 ..

You can get best Hindi jokes here, Mast jokes, read and makes fun. KAMINEY DOST: A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook: "I want her Back...!" Friend's :एकदम सही भाई, सामने से बिलकुल  सपाट थी वो He promised her stars and moon They got married She got pregnant He named their son Tarachand

I was going to office from my bike. Looking forward to a lady from her scooty. That woman suddenly took the right turn and my bike struck her scooty. I said, " Madam, at least the hand show! ' ' The woman who responded, maybe I was unconscious. My eye is open at the hospital right now. The woman replied, ' I'm just right from here, you may be new. ' ' Female jokes

ATM से 2500 मिलेंगे सुनकर पप्पू ATM गया, फिर किसी ने बताया कि अकाउंट में पैसे होंगे तभी मिलेंगे ====== बेंक कर्मी की पत्नि :: सनडे को..जागो उठो देखो मेरे मम्मी पापा आये है बेंक-कर्मी :::::::::सोते..सोते ::::: उनसे कहो I.D दिखाओ और लाईन मे आये ====== The best ATM machine jokes in English "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man."

Student - सर मैंने homework नहीं किया। . . . हिंदी अध्यापक - मातृ संभोगी, योनि निकसित, मेरी ओर आगमन कर। .. . Student - क्या बोला ये? . 2nd Student - सर कह रहे हैं... . . . . . . 'मादरचोद,भोसड़ीवाले इधर आ'...!! Now another funny double meaning hindi jokes पिंटू:पापा मेरा जन्म कैसे हुआ? पा:यह बहुत लंबी कहानी है पिं:फिरभी.. शोर्ट में बताइए ना पा:बेटा,ठंड के दिन थे और सारे मेडिकल स्टोर बंद थे

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Pappu : " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸

A judge asked a little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy? Girl: No, my mummy beats me.. Judge: I guess you want to live with your daddy. Girl: No, my daddy beats me too. Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? Girl: I want to live with the Pakistan cricket team, I firmly believe they cannot beat anybody!

DOSt: Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kar Rehe Ho.? #SARDAR: Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.! #Urdu #HindiJokes This is how i success

1 Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi.. . 2nd Dost udaas nahi tha.. kisine wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi ho.. ?? . To 2nd dost ne kaha k Maineusey khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha.. . . Lekin Uss ne Usey khoya jis ne usey har waqt chaha..:(( RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS..:(( REAL LOVE: Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke duptte sepocha to wo boli:"Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchalse poncha to Maa boli:"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu... :)) Hit Like If You Love Your Mother...♥ Tuta Hua Phul Khushbu De Jata H, Bita Hua Pal Yaade De Jata H, Har Shakhs Ka Apna Andaz Hota H, Koi zindgi mein pyaar.... To Koi pyar M zindgi De Jata Hai. gud nun frenz 

##Hindi #Funny #Jokes 1st frnd: dekh maine naya mobile Liya. . . 2nd frnd: waah, chal party de, mai tujhe gift dunga. . . Shaam ko wo hotel gaye (after dinner) 2nd frnd: tumne hotel me khane ka intezaam kaise kiya....?? . . 1st frnd : kal jo naya Mobile liya tha usko Bech ke.. Teri khushi se badkar thode hi kuchh hai... . . 2nd frnd: Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi karega.. Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liya tha... Le teri gift.!!! . . "Zindagi me dost nahi, Dosto me zindagi hai.. grin emoticon Hit Like*** for kaminey friends, har friend kamina hota h or jo kamina nhi hota wo dost hi nhi

Must read this one of my grandfather's favorite jokes. He told me this jokes and i like the way he said. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where ya left it. [My grandfather suffers from dementia and for some odd reason he remembers this joke and continues to tell it.]

What is tension: Ladki ne apse lift mangi, Raste me uski tabiat kharab hogai, aap hospital le gye. Dr. Bola aap baap banne wale ho, apko tension! aap bole mai iska baap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha Ladki boli yahi baap hai apko aur tension Phir Police i, apka medical chekup hua Report i ki aap to kabhi bap hi nhi ban sakte aap ne Khuda ka shukr ada kia, aur aap khushi khushi bahar aa gaye! aur phir socha ki ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai wo kis ka hai. apko phir tenson. Faadu Indian Jokes

Get latest most funny jokes on CEO A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said: Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast.. CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking??? Trainee: No!!! CEO: I’m The CEO Of This Company… Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking??? Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No… Trainee: Thank God!!! (Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.) 

New jokes found for making a nice whatsapp messages. A Jokes With Moral A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door... A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!! Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that? Salesman: – Why Madam? Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! tongue emoticon tongue emoticon MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project or committing to client & over smartness in India can be deadly

KNOCK KNOCK ; HOSE THERE IT IS ME IT IS WHO NOW IT ME WHAT WHAT AM I HERE FOR EMM I FORGOT WELL GO AWAY BECAUSE I AM GOING TO THE SHOP CAN I COME NO I WILL BE NOT ANNOYING 

Husband ne Wife ko whatsapp messages kiya: "Dinner pe mere sath Choki, Razi, Ankit aur Hardy aa rahe hain... acha sa khana bana dena." Phir 30 mins ke baad 2nd msg kia: "Meri salary badh gai hai, next month tumhe gold ki angooti la kar dunga.." Wife ne reply kiya: "Oh my God sacchi" ? Husband: "Nahi... Main Check kar raha tha mera pehla msg mila ya nhi... warna tu bolegi mujhe message mila hi nahi.." 

Question asked from a husband: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? Husband Replied: The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."