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2 Girls face to face: Hindi version dirty and adult jokes 1st: hi sweetheart 2nd: hi, love u:) And when they talk on their backs about them. . . 1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . 2nd: she is kamini . . . . 2 Boys face to face: . 1st: kesa hy kamenay? lal shirt matu pura chutiya lag raha hy . 2nd: apne baap se mazakk:@? . And when they talk on their backs. . . 1st: mast banda hy yar . 2nd: bhai hy apna . Feel the difference..... ­ -!! ♥wink emoticon agree????

Let's start with a funny ladka ladki Dialogue Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao Ladki : chapal nikalu kya? Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao. Salman Khan Funny Dialogue Funny Bollywood Dialogue Jokes Funny Dialogue Jokes

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke B00bs Choos Raha Tha Girlfirned Ko Maja Aa Raha Thha Excited Hoke Boli Girlfriend: “You Want Anything Else?” Santa Masumiyat Se: “Agar D00dh ke saath do Parle G Ke Biscuits Mill Jate To Maja Hi Aa Jata Girl = 1 sasta bra dena. Salesman= ye 60rs. ka girl=or sasta. Salesman= ye 30rs. Ka girl=or sasta. Salesmam=ye 20rs. Ka .Girl= or sasta . Salesman= chhotu medam ko 2 'DISPOJAL' or ek 'SUTLI' DE DO. . 

Ek dam jaanleva... Ladka :"Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ??? . Ladki :"Wo main . Wo main . Wo main . Wo main Ladka :"Kya wo main,wo main lga rha hai age bhi toh bol Ladki :"Wo main . Ringtone pe naach rhi thi.. grin emoticon gasp emoticon tongue emoticon girl on her old phone

I Love hindi non veg jokes and some adult funny jokes. we have a whastapp Hindi non veg jokes group. From there i made a list of top Hindi dirty jokes.  Texi Wala-Sir Sorry Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha. . ! Ab Kitna Bhada Lu. ? Santa- Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu. . :D :P ===== Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola Ladka: “ Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro ” Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Romance Kiya romance Ke Baad Ladka Bola: “ AbJaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo ” Ladki: “ Kyu?, Kya Hua ” . . . . Ladka: “ Dulha Aane Wala Hai “:xD:P =====  Ladka Exam Hall me pareshan tha Sir:Kya hua? Qustn papr mushkil he? Boy: Nahi sir, main to soch raha hu is qustn ka ans kis jeb me hai? ===== Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya ! Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua?  Sardar : jaise

Get most funny Hindi online jokes . Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se: Begam Ejazat hai? Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai. Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya. Biwi bimar ho gayi Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya, Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola: Achha Ji, Ejazat hai? Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena MAA CH*D dega ! Read More jokes on Adult And Funny

Pappu Juice Ki Dukan Par... Pappu :-'Papa Kya Koi Aisi Ulti Machine Nahi Hai ? Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?' . . . . . Papa- Hai Na Beta, Tu Usi Ka To Fal Hai.

Written by a lady... After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best -place not to lose them. His theory- is the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.I gave them my location, -Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought

Some hilarious Hindi suhagraat jokes collection for making a nice messages for your friend and girlfriend. Suhagrat Pe Pati Apni Patni Ke Boobs Chuste Hue Bola Pati: “Jaanu, Tumhare Boobs Kitne Naram Aur Sharbati Hai” Patni Sharmate Hue Boli: “Pata Nahi Ji, Jitne Muh Utni Hi Baatein“ ***** ****** Pati Ne Romantic Mood Mein Suhagrat Par Apni Patni Se Puchha Pati: “Dear, Kaho Kya Chahti Ho?” Patni: “Chahte Hai Hum Aapse Aise Sex Ka Wada, Jaise 5 Rupaye Ka Vim Bar, Gale Kam Aur Chale Jayada“ ****** ****** Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai. Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?” Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai“

What is tension: Ladki ne apse lift mangi, Raste me uski tabiat kharab hogai, aap hospital le gye. Dr. Bola aap baap banne wale ho, apko tension! aap bole mai iska baap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha Ladki boli yahi baap hai apko aur tension Phir Police i, apka medical chekup hua Report i ki aap to kabhi bap hi nhi ban sakte aap ne Khuda ka shukr ada kia, aur aap khushi khushi bahar aa gaye! aur phir socha ki ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai wo kis ka hai. apko phir tenson. Faadu Indian Jokes

Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski saheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi suhagraat? Woh boli- "Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya, Pehle kiye Darwaza band, Fir deepak bhuja diya. Pehle dabane lage boob tatolkar, Fir khelne lage chaddi khol kar. Ek jung aisi chidi palang par, Gole wali toph rakh di surang par, Mila sirf 9 minute ka maja, Ab bhogni hai 9 mahine ki saja, 9 mahine baad aisa hoga vispot, Jo ban jayega Bharat ke liye 1 aur vote...

Hindi Non Veg Jokes Population Comparison: INDIAN: I have 4 sis & 3 bro. What abut U? AMERICAN: I have no sis or bro. But I have 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom. When Girl Go For A Date Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Girl goes on a date. Worried Mother gives her Condom. Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says: Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa. Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie!

Preeto Ne Santa Ko Suhagraat Pe 100 Condom Wala Ek Packet Gift Kiya. Santa Bathroom Mein Guss Gaya, Bed Pe Leti Preeto Uska Intezar Kar Rahi Thi Kafi Time Tak Jab Vo Na Aaya To Boli: “Jaldi Karo Ji” Santa: “Bas 2 Minute Aur, 97 Chada Liye Hai, Sirf 3 Baaki Hai“

एक गाँव मे एक अँग्रेज़ एलान कर रहा था और यूपी का आदमी उसे ट्रान्सलेट कर रहा था. अँग्रेज़ - you people !! यू पी - भोसडी वालो अँग्रेज़ - Its strongly announced यूपी - गान्ड़ फाडू एलान अँग्रेज़ - That the case has been thoroghly investigated यू पी - केस चूत की गहराइ तक नाप लिया गया है अँग्रेज़ -But found nothing यू पी - लेकिन लंड नही मिला अँग्रेज़ - Now if anyone interferes यू पी - अब अगर किसी ने माँ चुदवाइ अँग्रेज़ - shall be punished severly यू पी - तो उसकी गान्ड़ मे छतरी डाल के खोल देंगे अँग्रेज़ - that's it यू पी - माँ चुदाओ

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Get most funny and naughty x rated Hindi online faadu jokes. make one on your whatsapp messages. Many people also share this on their whatsapp group. Dirty Hindi Jokes On Nayi Dulhan Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Par Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye... Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli. Dulhan : Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya? Suhagraat Hindi Dirty Jokes Ek 75 saal ka buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi ki, Suhagrat par dono khub roye... Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur bhuda sab bhul gaya tha... Again Dirty Jokes ON Suhagraat Suhagrat ko Dulha bola : Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe... Dulhan sharma ke boli : Ye to Aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataa paungi...

Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola... Dulha : Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu? Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Tha, Ye Sun Ke Wo Bola... Baap : Beta Bas Tu Use Ek Baar Maa Kah de, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga

Hot Secretary! Boss Ne Ek Chulbuli, Nihayat Hi Khoobsurat Aur Hot Ladki Ko Apni Secretary Ke Kaam Pe Rakh Liya Lekin 10 Din Ke Baad Hi Boss Ne 11th Floor Se Jump Maar Ke Suicide Kar Liya. Inspector: Kamre Mein Us Waqt Kaun Kaun Tha? Secretary: Ji Sirf Mein Aur Boss The. Inspecor: Aakhir Aisa Kya Ho Gaya Ho Tumhaare Boss Ko Suicide Karna Pad Gaya? Secretary: Pata Nahin Sir, Vo Toh Bahut Hi Achche Insaan The. Ek Din Unhone Mujhe 2 Lakh Ka Necklace Gift Mein Diya. Phir Us Din Unhone Mujhe 10 Lakh Ki Diamond Ki Ring Gift Ki. Do Din Pehle Hi Unhone Mujhe Audi Khareed Ke Gift Ki... Inspector: Phir ??? Secretary: Aaj Jab Mein Sir Ke Cabin Mein Aayi Toh Sir Pooch Rahe The Ki Kaisa Flat Logi, Kahan Pe Logi... Aur Tabhi Mere Papa Ka Phone Aaya... Maine Unse Sirf Itna Kaha Ki Papa Aap Yahan Hote Toh Dekhte Ki Mere Boss Kitne Achche Hain, Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Hain, Kitna Chahte Hain Mujhe... Aap Toh Hamesha Yehi Kehte Rehte Ho Ki Pappu Beta Ladki Bankar Mat Ghuma Kar.... Inspector Sah

Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai? . Socho.. . Aur socho... . Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai Aur Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai.

Santa Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Wo Suhagraat Ko Apni Biwi Preeto Ki Chut Mein Apna Lund Ghusane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha, Magar Lund Tha Ki Ghus Hi Nahi Raha Tha, To Santa Ne Preeto Se Puchha. Santa: “Iss Se Pahle Kisi Ne Tumhari Li Nahi Kya?” Preeto: “Li Bahuto Ne Li, Lekin Jab Bhi Li Sabne Chaddi Utaar Ke Li

Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai” Ladka:  Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola. Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu” Ladki:  Muskurati Hue Boli: “ Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“

Sardar ne apni biwi ko Shadi ki raat hi ghar se Bhaga diya... - kyoki.. - Biwi ki panty pe ye likha hua tha..."100% soft and silky tested by roopchand and sons"

Ek Aadmi Jiski Mobile Ki Shop Thi Uski Shaadi Hui Suhagrat Se Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha - Dost - Kyu Bhai, Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat? Mobile Wala Udasi Se - Kuch Mat Pucho Yaaro, Pehale 5 - 6 Bar To Mis Call Lagi, Aur Jab Sahi No. Laga To Balance Hi Khatam Ho Gaya.............. Faadu Hindi Jokes

Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti? Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai kiy.. usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Santa's Railway Reservation Form Detail: _________________________ नाम | उम्र | लिंग | _________________________ 1.संता सिंह | 42 | 8 inch | _________________________ 2.प्रीतो कौर | 38 | नहीं है | _________________________ 3.दलवीर सिंह | 12 | छोटा सा | _________________________ सरदार ने रेलवे रिजर्वेशन फॉर्म में लिंग की जगह लिखा 8 इंच | लेडी क्लर्क (गुस्से में ) : क्या है ये ; काटो इसे | सरदार (डरते हुए) : कितना ? क्लर्क : पूरा | सरदार : माँ चुदाओ, मैं बस से चला जाऊँगा |

The best funny Hindi suhagraat jokes collection Suhagrat Pe Shadi Shuda Ladki Ko Uski Saheli Ka Diya Gaya Gyaan Agar Wo Upar Upar Se Kare To Anjaan Hoga. Agar Wo Pura Andar Dalkar Kare To Jankar Hoga. Agar Wo Dusri Bar Kare To Jawan Hoga. Agar Woh Teen Bar Kare To Tufan Hoga. Agar Woh Chaar Bar Kre To Tera Nuksan Hoga Aur Agar Woh Pichhe Se Kare To Pakka Pathan Hoga. Pati Ne Romantic Mood Mein Suhagrat Par Apni Patni Se Puchha Pati: “Dear, Kaho Kya Chahti Ho?” Patni: “Chahte Hai Hum Aapse Aise Sex Ka Wada, Jaise 5 Rupaye Ka Vim Bar, Gale Kam Aur Chale Jayada“

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi padd Rahi Thi... Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Ghusa Aur So Gaya, Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli,Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai Aadmi Gusse Se : To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai

Suhagrat Ke Baad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola-- Pati - Arey BlooD To Nikla Hi Nahi..--. Patni Ne Guusse Main Aakar Jawab Diya--- - Patni - Kyu be Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya.--

Get daily most funny Hindi jokes. we updated some suhagraat jokes don't miss one jokes. Suhagraat Ke Baad : Pati -Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui na? Patni -Nahi, Bahut Maza Aaya... Dard to Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School Mein Thi...

Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli Puchhti hai Kaisi rahi suhagrat ? To vo batati hai.. Aaye the wo der se, dil jala diya, Pahle kiya Kiwad band, Fir Deepak Bhuja diya ... Pahle khel khelne lage Seena Tatolkar, Fir khel khelne lage Underwear khol kar, Ek Jang Aisi chhidi Palang par, Gole wali Top rakh di Surang par, Yah tha 9 Minute ka Majaa, Ab bhog rahi hu 9 Mahine ki saja, 9 Mahine baad 1 aisa ho ga Visfot, Jo ban jayga Bharat ke liye 1 Aur Vote... Kapil Sharma Faadu Hindi Jokes

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha? Pati : Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya? Biwi Sharmate Hue : Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko... Dudh Zarur Pila Dena

Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:Bhaisaab,apne to kuch liya hi nahi!" Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya. Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha: "Khana kaisa tha?" Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!

A Girl died & went 2 heaven God was shocked 2 c her heart still beating god asked "how come your heart is beating".. Girl replied "Im dead but my lover still lives in my heart" The Girl was sent to hell for over acting.

Read the latest most funny and naughty Hindi jokes, non veg jokes, dirty jokes and group messages idea for whatsapp. Jokes: Rohit ki gf doc k paas gayi aur boli: meri ch*ut me mobile chala gaya hai aur char din se vibration mode me hai.. Doc: achchha mai ise nikaal deta hu.. Ladki: Nikalwana nahi hai Only battety charge karwana hai....