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Teacher Aur Pappu Teacher=हमारी पृथ्वी किसका चक्कर लगाती है? Pappu=सूर्य का Teacher=Good,हमारी पृथ्वी का चक्कर कौन लगाता है? P=नरेंद्र मोदी T=Very Good ========= Santa And Air Hostess Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle' Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle ‪#‎funnyjokes‬ ‪#‎hindijokes‬ ‪#‎latestjokes‬ ‪#‎englishjokes‬

Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ... "Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!" Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai?

jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D

Valentines day offer by Sunny Leone- "तुम मुझे rose दो, मैं तुम्हें रोज दूँगी !" ===== केजरी को दो दिनों के लिए मीडिया का CM बनके रह लेने दिजिए लेकिन 10 को जब Final Result आएगा तो निश्चित रुप से BJP ही सरकार बनाएगी" ===== सीना ताने केजरीवाल उपदेश ठोक रहा था. लोहा लोहे को काटता है, हीरा हीरे को. इसी बीच पीछे से आकर उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया | ===== He : I am in love with you totally. She : Tu totla! Telaa baap totla! ===== She : जानू 14th को हम क्या करेंगे He : 15th ko IND vs PAK ke liye.. Havan karenge...havan karenge..havan karenge..

Most funny hindi jokes for whatsapp messages Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Taale pe likha tha "Taale- ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, Taala khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba -alarm baja aur police aa gayi." Jate jate chor ne bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! Babu market jata- hai underwear kharidne Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai? Dokandar: Rs 600. Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages Santa and the local priest were always fighting -and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence- from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say- something for good will." The priest shook Santa's hand and -said, "I wish for you what you wish for me." "See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE...

Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry Someone Else, Forget Me Forever !! Funny Boyfriend: . . . . . Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi, Na Tere Jaane Ka Gam, Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi, Doosri Pata Leinge Hum

Abt 63 years old PM.....Full of energy. ..without any cap or muffler ..in a open ground 45 years kejriwal with two muffler ( if u noticed....One on head .second around neck ) in a TV studio ====== Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo Boy : Chodd diya . . . Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do Boy : Chodd diya . . . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . . . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin. . . . Girl : Kyun?? . . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi hahahha boys thoko Like! ====== He : Hi , what's your name? . . She : Asha . . He : But you're not small . . She : what? . . . He : Dil hai chota sa , choti si asha !! *Blocked*

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary. Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.” “As you wish,” said Santa. “Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “Ok,” said Santa. “And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

The most funny Hindi jokes collection. Jokes # 01 Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!! arre haa, risky se yaad aaya, The most risky love is... Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI biwi se pyaar ..  Jokes # 02 इतनी ठण्ड में एहसास होता है कि,, ''बाल- विवाह'' का चलन बड़े बुज़ुर्गों ने बहुत सोच-समझ के ही चलाया था  Jokes # 03 एक साहब सुबह-सुबह ऑफिस जाने के लिए बस में चढ़े तो कंडक्टर ने मुस्कुराते हुए पूछा – “कल रात ठीक-ठाक घर पहुँच गए थे सर ?” साहब – “क्यों ? कल रात को मुझे क्या हुआ था ?” कंडक्टर – “टुन्न थे आप !” साहब (गुस्स...

Ladki Ke Set Hone Se Sex Karne Tak Ke 16 Nakhre: 1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo. 2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon. 3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi. 4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi. 5. Main Aa Toh Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi. 6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega. 7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai. 8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans Toh Mat Utaro. 9. OK Udaas Mat Ho... Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi. 10. Yaar Light Off Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai. 11. Ye To Bahut Bada Hai... 12. Suna Hai Pehli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai. 13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai. 14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Please Bas Karo. 15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur, Thoda Sa Aur... Zor Se.... Aaah...Aaah... Ooh... 16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do.

Ek Bona Shadi ki Raat ko Room mein Entar Hote Hi Biwi Se Bola: Chal Bakri Ban.!!! Biwi : Ye kia Bad Tameezi hai? Bona: Pagal Ye Bad Tameezi Nahi Kamre ki kundi Lagani Hai.

Call from bank to a Girl:_ Bank: hello madam you want credit card.. Girl: No thanks I have a boyfriend. Boy-हसरत तुम्हारी Girl-क्या देखते हो? Boy-सूरत तुम्हारी Girl-करते हो क्या? Boy-पूजा तुम्हारी... Main roya nai rulaya gaya hon, Bana kr pasand phir thuraya gaya hon. Chor diya gaya taqdeer k sahare, Pyar k naam pe jalaya gaya hon. Bht hi narm-o-nazuk tha mizaj apna, . Ek baar ek ladka raaste mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke saamne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha: Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya? Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya: Sahi kaha bhabhi ji. एक लड़के को एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की से प्यार हुआ . उसने दुनिया से लड़ के उस लड़की से शादी की लड़के ने कुछ दिन उसे बहुत प्यार किया और फिर उसे एक और सुंदर लड़की से प्यार हो गया. उस लड़के ने अपनी पत्नी को तलाक दे दिया, लड़की बहुत रोई , तड़पी, चिल्लाई पर उस लड़के ने मुड के नहीं देखा...

Ladka GF Ko Dinner Pe Le Gaya. Girlfriend Ne Mahnge Items Order Kar Diye. Ladka: Maa Ke Ghar Bhi Yehi Khaati Hai Kya?? Girlfriend: Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Leti Nahin Hai. Moral: Ladkiyan Waakai Kamini Ho Gai Hain.

Yeh ladki Uffff Ya Allah ItnI sundar Haye ItnI smart Oye hoye ItnI mast Haye main mar janwan ItnI cute Itni IntellIgent ItnI lovable Aur kItnI sweet hai WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai. Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai. eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

Height of positive attitude: Girl Friend: Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy. Boy Friend: That’s Good, Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge. Best Funny Hindi Online Jokes

A Sardar Was Caught By Police 4 Killing 20 People In Rash Driving . . Police: How Did U Kill 20 People? . Sardar: Mai Gaadi Tez Chala Raha Tha Par Jab Maine Brake Lagaya, To Pata Chala Ke Brake Fail Ho Gaya Hai, Fir Mai Samne Dekha To 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe Thay & Dusri Taraf 1 Barat Ja Rahi Thi, Ab Batao Mai Gaadi Kidhar Modta? . . . . . Police: Ofcourse, Jis Taraf 2 Aadmi Thay, Nuksaan Kam Hota . . . . . . . . . Sardar: Exactly.. Maine Bhi Yahi Socha Tha Par Wo 2 Aadmi Meri Gaadi Dekh Kar Barat Me Ghus Gaye.