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Ek newspaper me chhapa ki:"50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai". . . Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.. . . Fir next day jab ye chapa k"50% ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti". Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui...tongue emoticon gasp emoticon grin emoticon grin emoticon Thoko Like Jisko Samajh me Aaya grin emoticon

A Japanese girl came to INDIA...! He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ... Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... Next a toyota overtakes.. Japanese: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast .... Reached Airport & asked How Much? Driver: RS. 8000 .... Japanese: Why so expensive?? . . . . . . . . . . . Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast 

Awesome love story : Jokes in Hindi A young boy talking to a ghost..♥ Boy : why did you die? Ghost : i was hit by a car trying to save someone..♥ Boy : why? Ghost : coz i don't want her to get hurt..♥ Boy : you really love her a lot coz you've sacrificed your own life just for♥ her... may be she's sad now becoz of ur death...♥ Ghost : NO, SHE IS VERY HAPPY.. BECAUSE THE ONE THAT I♥ SAVED IS THE MAN WHOM SHE LOVES..♥

Kanjus boy fell in love with Kanjus girl.. Girl:"jab Dad so jayenge tab mai galli me 1 sikka gira dungi aur tum samajh lena aur aa jana..ok . Ladka 1 ghante baad aata hai.. Girl:"tumne itna time kyu lagaya.. ?? Boy:"mai wo sikka dhudh rha tha jo tumne galli me fenkka tha.. Girl:"wo to mene dhage se bandh rakha tha aur wapis khench liya tha...tongue emoticon grin emoticon gasp emoticon grin emoticon 'ab Like karne me kanjusi mat karna'

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks- . . . British- I will sleep now. . American- I want to work on internet. . German- I will watch movies now. . Chinese- I will listen to music now. . . INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!! tongue emoticon Indians thoko likes..and share on Google Plus

Read most funny Hindi online jokes and messages collecion. Ladki: (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai...? Ladka: "payar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani hota hai dekho... Ladka: -cement Ladki: -rait Love: -Pani Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoga agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye . . . . Ladki:"(Hans ke boli) kamine tu majdur hai na.. ?? tongue emoticon grin emoticon gasp emoticon grin emoticon thoko share and comment  karna mat bhoolna..

GirLFriend:-Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho BoyFriend:-BoLo Kya Karu GirLFriend:-Chand Todh Ke La Sakte Ho? BoyFrined:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke Manayenge;-( Next jokes

Read this week best jokes, adult hindi jokes and non veg story. Only 16 read this . . . Naukrani: Bibiji, apni Saree wapas le lo . Lady: kyun...?? . . . Naukrani : Jab pehanti hun toSAHAB, Aap samajh ke dhyan hi nahi dete, Ulta DRIVER pichhe se Lipat Jata Hai.. grin emoticon tongue emoticon grin emoticon. Haha.. 

HINDUSTANI SE PANGAA...??? Na Munna Na.... America k ek sheher New york me ek din ek Indian Tourist ek Hotel me baith kar Breakfast kar raha tha..(Coffee, Brown Bread, Jam etc.) Tabhi waha ek American bade he Style se Chewing Gum Chabata hua aaya aur Indian k saamne yeh sochkar baitha k chalo aaj iss Indian ki bezzati kartahu.. American - Kya tum Indian log brown bread khate ho?? Indian - Haan khaate hai.. American: (Chewing gum ka Gubbara fulate hue) Hum to jee sirf white bread khate hai.. bahar wala brown piece kaat k alag karte hai.. usko recycle karte hai aur Brown Bread bana kar India bhej dete hai jo tum khate ho.. Indian chupchaap raha.. American: kya tum log fruit jam khate ho?? Indian: Haan jee zarur khate hai.. American: (Chewing Gum ko Danto ke beech me chabata hua) Hum American sirf fruit khate hai.. chilke aur beez ko side karte hai.. usko recycle karkejam bana kar India bhej dete hai jo tum khate ho.. Ab Indian se raha na gaya Indian: Tum log America me sex

1 Student, 1 Politician Or 1 Terrorist.. KasHti Me Ja Rahe The.. 1 JIN Aaya Or Bola . "Samundar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agar Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Maar Dunga Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam" . Politician Ne Needle Phenki JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Maar Diya.. . Terrorist Ne Memory Card Phenka.. . JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Diya.. . . Student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki.. Wo Pani Me ghul gayi.. Studnet bola:"Chal Beta ghar Chal.. Bahot assignment pade hai..tongue emoticon grin emoticon gasp emoticon grin emoticon MORAL:"Dont play with Students...tongue emoticon

Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bare me padhenge.. Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend". . . Yeh aksar School/College me payi jati hai. . . Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet. . . Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. . . Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna. . . uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he, Jiska koi ilaaj nahi bas inse savdhan rehna . . "Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari." =============

Top list of santa banta and pappu hind online jokes. we have the most funniest hindi online jokes store. Santa: What food u feed ur new bornbaby? Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk &orange juice. Santa: Oye, Which side is orange juice? Santa: Qutub minar kahan hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.

Life of a GIRL" Ek ldki jo kbhi jeans n shorts pehna karti thi aj wo dress n sari pehn ne lagi Ek ldki jo dosto k sath hasti khelti thi wo aj rishte sambhalne lgi Ek ldki jo khudke liye b subah jaldi nahi uth ti thi wo aj dusro k liye jaldi uthne lagi Ek ldki jo apne liye maa baap se ladai karti thi aj wo kisi or k liye duniya se ladne lagi Ek ldki jo apne aap m busy rehti thi wo aj gar k kam m busy ho gyi Ek ldki jo kitchen m b nhi jati thi aj wo dusro k liye khana bnane lagi Ek ldki jo kbhi khud ki jeb Bharti thi aj wo kisi ka ghar bharne lagi Ek ldki jo kbhi dusro ki himmat bna karti thi aj wo khud k liye himmat mangne lagi Ek ldki jo hmesa hasti thi dusro ko hasati thi aj wo itna busy ho gyi k wo hasna hi bhul gyi Kyun??? Kyunki Kyunki wo shaadi kar k kisi or k ghar chali gyi.. Kyunki wo parai ho gyi Ldkiya hoti hi isliye h k wo aj is ghar m ujala Kare or kal kisi or k ghar m jisko wo janti b nhi lekin fir b puri unki ho jati Just cz she is a GIRL Ye mt socho

Ekk Student Jo 0 Marks paaya surprised Kyoki Uske Sbhi answers Dekhne Me Sahi The..! . . Q.1- Tipu Sultan Ki Death kb Hui Thi..?? Ans.- Apne Aakhiri Yuddh Me.. . Q.2- Independence Ki Declartion kha Sign Giya Tha? Ans.- Page Me Sbse Niche.. . Q.3- Divorce Hone Kaa Main Reason kya Hai..?? Ans.- Shaadi.. . Q.4- Ganga Kaun She State me Bahti Hai ..?? Ans.- Liquid State.. . Q.5- Mahatma Gandhi Kb Paida Huey The.. ?? Ans.- Apne Birthday K din.. . Q.6- 8 Mango 6 Logo me Kaise BaantoGe ?.. Ans.- Mango Shake Bna K.. !! . Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???.. Mat Reply By Student:- .."Daaru K Glass Me....!!

Indian v/s Foreign 'Zoo ke andar :- Private school ke bacche: 'Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping.. Lets not disturb him ...' . . . Govt. School ke bacche, ' DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.... PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO...'':-D:-D=x D

Must read this one of my grandfather's favorite jokes. He told me this jokes and i like the way he said. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where ya left it. [My grandfather suffers from dementia and for some odd reason he remembers this joke and continues to tell it.]

Ek Tapori ICICI Bank me gaya: Bhenchod, mere ko A/C. kholna hai. LadyOfficer:  Hello Mister Tamiz se baat kijiye. Man:  Tamiz ki Maa ki Chut, Account kaun kholega vo bata.? Lady ne Manager ko Complaint kiya. Manager:  kya Battamizi kar rahe ho? Man:  Battamizi ki Maa ka Bhosda Bhadve, Meri 100Crores ki Lottery lagi hai Batao, Account kaun kholega.? Manager:  Arre Sir, Aap bhi kaha is Randi se baat kar rahe ho, Main yaha kya Maa Chudvane baitha hu…?? Plz come Sir.. Moral: Targets are Targets.. Tamiz ki ma ka Bhosda..

Read most funny Hindi adult jokes for your girlfriend. Messages this jokes to your girlfriend whatsapp. Share also into your friend adda. Warning !! Non Veg Adult jokes Post :P Pappu MEETS Chote Pappu :aur Chote bhai, kaisa hai? Chote:100 kamata hun,500 lutata hun..tere jaise ko to lund pe bithata hun.. *Pappu WALKS AWAY NEXT DAY, THEY MEET AGAIN Pappu :aur Chote,kidhar ja raha hai? Chote :100 kamata hun,500 lutata hun,terejaise ko to lund pe bithata hun. *Pappu WALKS AWAY FEWS DAYS LATER Pappu :aur Chote ,ki haal-chaal? Chote :100 kamata hun,500 lutata hun,terejaise ko to lund pe bithata hun. Pappu :100 kamata hai,500 lutata hai,baki 400 kya maa chuda ke laata hai :P Now Chote moves xD

BOYFriend : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRLFriend : Its okay but under one condition BOY : Which one ? GIRLFriend : No sex coz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preseving it for my future wife!

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admi Doctor shab . se: Doctor . saab mai apni Biwi ko c#odta hu to andar jake lu#d teda ho jata hai, Doctor. ko yakin nahi aata, to admi apni Biwi ko clinic me lakar Doctor. k samne c#odta h phir bhi Dr. ko yakin nahi aata, Kuch din baad kisi shadi me Dr apne dosto k sath khada us admi ka mazak uda raha hota hai. "ki is bewakuf ne apni Biwi ko mere samne c#oda" Dusri taraf wo admi apne dosto k sath khada Dr ko dekh k hansta hai aur kehta hai "yaar ra#di lekar aaya tha jagah nahi mili to iske clinic me c#od diya."

Santa - Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni hai Banta - Gold ring de Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!

John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye. Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, "I can see your wheels turning Mom, and I know what you’re thinking. Rest assured Judy and I are strictly room-mates." A few days later, Judy went to John and said, "You know the beautiful silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since your mother came to dinner I can’t seem to find it. You don’t think she would have taken it, do you?" "I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure," replied John. John then sat down and wrote his mother the following letter:  "Dear Mom