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Read most funny Indian girlfriend jokes. Boy 2 his gf:Kaash me tumhe dekhu,Jb tum kapde Utaro,..Jo dale the TaaR pe sukhne k liye,..Aur Tum Haath me pakdo mera.."Haath"Fir kaho,Mene Tumhare liye kholiHuiHai apni-.."Baahe"Ab to lelo meri.."Har Khushi"Or mujhe dedo apna.."Har Gum"Fir me dhire se kholu tumhari.."Eyes" aur kahuDekh kitna Bada h mera..."DIL"Fir me Tumhari Tango ko Uthau or daluapna..."LUND"Bhai,Har baar majak nahi hota. BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preseving it for my future wife!

She: bhaiya burger. He: khana hai ya pack karu? She: khana hai pack kar do. . *Girls will be girls.*

Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachchekyun hu jande ne? Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nangeghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge. Teacher comes to class with a rose inher  blouse & asks: What does Rosesdrink? Boy: Milk Teacher:  No, roses drink water. Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is thatlong. Pehlan usne chunni utaari,  phirkameez, phir undershirt te phir brautaari aur aakhir mein...  salvaar bhiutaar layi.Fer...? Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.

Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss kar rhe the . Driver unhe dekh raha tha Aage jaake accident hua . . Toh.. . . Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur bola:- saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha Adult couple jokes on auto riding

Read some superb funny Hindi Adult version jokes. Share with your friend. #Desi #Jokes Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi? Bahu apni saree upar kar k tangekhol k boli Ye CH##T hai CH##T, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi #Desi #Jokes after marrige mom asked her daughter maa:beta tune vo sadi pheni jo mene tuje di thi beti:maa ek hafte se inhone kachibi nai pehene di or ap sari ki bat kar rae ho #Desi #Jokes Husband ne magazine pardhte hue pass leti.. biwi ki ch##t main ungli Kardi.. Biwi: Oh jaano kholu kya Sex ka mood hai? Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki hai #Desi #Jokes Ek Bar Rat Ko Babu Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Babu Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhench#d Mere L#nd Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa” #Desi #Jokes Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's notthe size, it's not how many times u canmake it rise. It's not how well it fits,but how late i

ek bar do dost africa ke national park me ser sapate per gaye. tabhi waha africa ke adiwasi a gaye or unhe paked ker apne kabile me le gaye. adiwasi:-ab batao tumhare sath kya kiya jaye. hum tumhe apne jungle me ghumne ki saja denge. both friends:-hum saja ke liye tiyar he. adiwasi:-to bolo tumhe huloolu ki saja de ya mout ki. 1 friend:-mujhe huloolu ki saja manzoor he. adiwasi:-iski itni gand maro ki ye behosh ho jaye. 1 friend ko hosh aata he or apene friend se kahta he bhai plz. huloolu ki saja mut lena werna lu bhot pachtayega. 2 friend:-mujhe mout ki saja manzoor he. adiwasi:-iski itni gaand maro ki ye mer jaye ===== DUDH AUR LADKI MEIN KYAFARAK HOTA HAI????JAB DUDH GARAM HOTA GAITAB MALAI UPAR ATI HAI...AUR JAB LADKI GARAM HOTIGAG TAB MALAI NEECHE RE ATI HAI@?!,---?,,???

Ek Request Hai Dosto Jarur Padna Dil Ko Touch Kar Jaegi story.... . Ek ladka ek ladki se behad pyar krta tha... ladka- khana khaya jaan?? ladki- nahi mood khraab h.. . ladka - kyo kya hua jaan?? ladki - m ek dress lena chahti hu aur mummy papa paise nahi de rhe h.. . ladka - to m dila dunga pagal.. ladki- tum kaise de skte ho? tumhare pass h itne paise? . ladka- tum tention na lo.. aur khana kha lo jaan.. (agle din.. ladka apni golden chain bechkar ladki ko paise de deta h.. ) ladki- (boht khush hoti h) i love u dear.. (or dekhte dekhte 4 months beet jate h.. aur ek din achanak..) . ladki- hum ab kabhi nahi milenge.. m ek rich ladke se shaadi kr rahi hu.. ladka- but m tumse pyar krta hu.. . ladki- pyar se zindagi nahi gujarti.. meri aur bhi jarooratein h..aur tum hme kuch nahi de skte ho.. ok gud bye.. aur ho ske to hme bhool jana.. ladka - kbhi jroort padi to ek din vo cheez bhi de dunga jo kabhi sochi nahi hogi.. ok.. apna khyaal rakhna aur khush rehna

Read hot Indian most funny adult jokes #Adult #Jokes Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachchekyun hu jande ne?Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nangeghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge. #Adult #Jokes Teacher comes to class with a rose inher blouse & asks: What does Rosesdrink?Boy: Milk Teacher: No, roses drink water.Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is thatlong #Adult #Jokes In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did uscream for help?Girl: Yes Sir.Lawyer: Did anyone come?She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did,then he did. #Adult #Jokes A very sexy & attractive femaleemployee meets her boss & says: Sir,will you remove something from mybreasts? Boss Wow, whats that?Gal: Ur eyes, sir..

This time 3 Best adult and funny Hindi jokes . Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phirkameez, phir undershirt te phir brautaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhiutaar layi.Fer...? Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi. ********* Boss to a lady during interview for thepost of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw? Lady: I don't know, I have never beenpaperclipped. ********* Height of reality: An actress beingfucked by a producer without using acondom saying that she has to playthe role of a pregnant lady in his nextmovie.

Send some naughty fun to your girlfriend mobile. Some extra rated Hindi jokes collection. All time best messages collection. Girlfriend- Aaj mai tumhe vo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera apendix operation hua hai. Boyfriend gets excited,  ” Yes! I’wud luv to see that spot.” Girl- Ye dekho…. कॉलेजमध्ये नविनच आलेली मुलगी बाजुला बेँचवर बसलेल्या मुलाला विचारते. मुलगी- काय रे नाव काय तुझं? मुलगा- नुसतं तोंडाने सांगु कि घेऊन दाखवु? मुलगी- म्हणजे! असं कोणतं नाव आहे जे तु घेउन दाखवणार आहेस? ...मुलगा- " पप्पी "!!.........:P

Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachchekyun hu jande ne? Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nangeghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge. Teacher comes to class with a rose inher blouse & asks: What does Rosesdrink? Boy: Milk Teacher: No, roses drink water.Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is thatlong. Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phirkameez, phir undershirt te phir brautaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhiutaar layi.Fer...?Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.

The CID team reaches a restaurant ACP(ungliyaan yahaan bhi ghoom rahi hain): Yeh restaurant hai toh yahaan khaana bhi zaroor milta hoga. Abhijeet, PATA LAGAO yahaan milta kya-kya hai. Abhijeet: Khud pata laga le. Daya(sabse pehle bol pada): 10 aloo ke paranthe makhan maar ke. Abhijeet: Hainnn ? Myyyy Goddd !! Daya: Saale yeh sab khaaunga nahi toh Darwaza kya tera baap todega. Salunkhe: Main toh kissi bhi chemical ke saath 4 roti kha lunga. Haan khoon ki chatni bhi le aana. ACP: Ohhhh ! Kuch toh gadbad hai.. Aaj Salunkhe Acid ke saath roti nahi kha raha. Abhijeet: Aaj Suraag dhoondhte hue maine laash ki jeb mein padha laddoo kha liya tha. Mera pet toh full hai. Fredricks: Sir, main kuch nahi lunga. Aaj biwi ke liye karwa chauth vrat rakha hai. ACP(ungliyaan zor zor se hilti hui): Mere liye toh bas ek laash le aao. Read Dirty Hindi Jokes

Be careful Indian boys and girls, this is a short list of best funny Hindi adult jokes of the week. Share Jokes with your whatsapp friend. You can also told this jokes to your girlfriend. Adult Hindi Jokes On Pati Patni Patni: Main Tumhare liye Puri Duniya se Lad Jayugi. Pati: Lekin Tum Sabse Jayada to Mujse Ladti Rehti Ho. Patni: Tum Hi to Meri Duniya ho. --------------------- Pati: Ek kafi Der se Apana Marriage Certificate Dekh raha tha. Patni: kya Dekha RAhe ho? Pati: Apne Marriage ki Expire Date. Adult Hindi Jokes On Wife Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu Awesome reply : Husband : Are pagli,, Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!! Adult Hindi Jokes Ek Din ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha,maang kuch apne liye; mat ghoom tu is tarah ,bikhre tute sapne liye; kyu parvaah is duniya ki behisaab tu karta hain, jisne thode sapne tere,bus apne matlab ke liye; khuda ki baato ko

Get daily most funny Hindi jokes that was share on whatsapp group. You can also reshare this jokes with your whatsapp friend group. Doctor: kya hua aap ko? ladki: ajkal meri selfie aachi nahi aati...ya kaise bimar lagi mujhe.. *doctor aaj v icu mai hai *. ====== ladki: tum konse phone use karte ho? ladka: Mangoo ki iPhone.. ladki aaj tak pagal khane mai hai.,

Doctor: kya hua aap ko? ladki: ajkal meri selfie aachi nahi aati...ya kaise bimar lagi mujhe.. *doctor aaj v icu mai hai *.. ladka: aap ki naam?? ladki: sab mujhe behan bolte hai.. ladka: accha to tu hai wo jiski waza se mujhe sab jeejaji bolite hai.

Girlfriend-कौन हो तुम? Boyfriend-हसरत तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-क्या देखते हो? Boyfriend-सूरत तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-करते हो क्या? Boyfriend-पूजा तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-फ़क़ीर हो क्या? Boyfriend-जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-क्या चाहते हो? Boyfriend-मोहब्बत तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-पछताओगे ? Boyfriend-किस्मत हमारी. Girlfriend-मैरिड हूँ मै !!. Boyfriend-पहले ही बक देती "मनहूस नारी" एनर्जी वेस्ट कर दी हमारी.

Punjabi woman to English Doctor: My Kaka is ill. Just 1 week da. Na eat da, Na sleep da. Bus weep da, Te cheek da. Nalay nakk v leak da.!

Adult Funny Hindi Jokes On Husband Wife Wife To Husband Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu Roz Ki Kit Kit Se Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye Husband : Ye Lo Chocolate Khaao Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe Husband : Nahi Re Pagli Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne Se Pehle Meetha Khaana Chahiye. .! Husband Rocked,Wife Shocked Student Dairies Funny Hindi Jokes Question: what is love and explain in detail? (40 marks) Answer: MBA Student’s Answer: Love is life. (Marks: 10 from 40) Bcom Student’s Answer: Love is pain. (Marks: 10 from40) Engineering Student’s Answer: Definition: A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided AGE: Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age SYMPTOMS: Tension Daydreaming Insomnia Phone Addiction DIAGNOSIS BY: Diary Photos Mobile TREATMENT: Anti-LOVE therapy by Father’s Shoe or Mo

Read some funny staff and fun messages in Hindi languages. Rajnikant: kal meri kutte ne anda deya.. Big B: kutta kab se anda dene laga? Rajnikant: ya rajni ka style hai..maine mera murgi ka naam kutta rakh deya..tha मास्टर – कल स्कुल क्यूँ नहीं आये? Pintu – गल्फ्रेंड से मिलने गया था मास्टर – किस लिये ? Pintu – येस सर. मास्टर – मैंने पूँछा किस लिये? Pintu – लिये सर बहुत लिये… आजकल के कमीनो का हौशला तो देखो . .. . . पड़ौस वाली # तो बात करती नही . और USA वाली # को फ्रेंड रिक्वेस्ट भेजते है

munni naha rahi thi.. . aur kisine majak kr k darwaja per aakr boldeya.. . bahar salman khan aaya hua hai.. . munni khushi k mare bina kapre he bahar aagayi..waha salman to thi nahi per munni ko sab ne dekh liya ..... . iss tara munni badnam ho gaye

Student :- I luv u Mam.... . Mam :- Tameez se baat karo... . . Student :- OK...With due to respect I beg to say dat I luv u Darling.... . Students Rocks Yaaro

Pappu Apne Dost K Ghr Se Apne Ghar Jane Laga To Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . . Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao Barish Bohat Tez He . Pappu : Ok . Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or Dkha To Pappu Ghayab Tha 1 Ghante Bad Pappu Bheegta Hua Aya Or Kehne Laga. . . 'Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga' grin emoticon.

Kapil sharma best funny jokes and funny memic on Bollywood movie. Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi? . Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein.. aur aap kya mangoge? . Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho!!

Jokes On Ladka Ladki ladka: nice dp..! . ladki: i have a boyfriend.. . . ladka: chal change kr le ..dayaan lag rahi ho..dp dekh kr mera bhaitija dar gaya tha.. Jokes In Hindi दोस्तों..... आखिर अब वो समय आ ही गया है सुबह उठ कर ज़िन्दगी का सबसे मुश्किल फैंसला करना पड़ता हैं . . . आज नहाना है या नही ???. Superb Pappu Jokes Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya,, . Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li,, . . . Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the?? . . . Pappu: nahi to,, . . Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai? . . . . . . Pappu: Aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai. 

2 Interesting fact about nice and bad girl ladkiya 2 type ki hoti hai.. 1)Boring.. 2)intersting.. . 1)Boring: dhoop mai v umbrella lekr chalti hai.. . aur 2)intersting: Barish mai v umbrella bhool jaate hai.. .. par maa kasam mujhe 2 no he type ki ladki bahut passand hai.. tongue emoticon Don't Miss This One Different age groups: . . 1st to 3rd class hey I studied everything for exam. . . 4th to 6th class: "hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question . . 7th to 10th class: "hey Read only important questions.. . . 11th class: "i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass . . . 12th class: "kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ?? . . And in college: . . . saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya

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