Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Some Hindi funny jokes collection for whatsapp student group. Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!! ====== Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework." ====== Life is like a Badminton Match. If you want to Win. SERVE WELL, RETURN WELL, PLAY COOL & Remember that. the Game Starts With "LOVE ALL"...GM

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!" 

Narad Ko Aa Gaya Kanya Pe Krodh, Usne Lena Chaha Kanya Se Pratishod, Aur Usne Dia Kanya Ko Pakad Ke Chod, Kanya Ne Kia Narad Ka Bada Virodh, Boli Madarchod Chod Dia Bina Nirodh.

Ultimate Accident. Doctar:- Lips Kaise Fate?. Ladki:- Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra K... Zip Band Kar Li..

Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho? Mom :papa mote ho gayen hain na.... Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon. Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se hawa bhar deti hai.

Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Br@ Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di. Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Br@ Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli Biwi: “Tum Pagal Ho Kya, Ek Darjan Vo Bhi Ek Hi Rang Ki Br@ Kyu Khareedi, Log Samjhenge Ke Main Br@ Change Nahi Karti” Husband Muskurate Hue: “Kaun Log?

What a Misunderstanding!!! A Boy and a girl chatting on whatsapp...    Girl: Din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai, chutiya hai kya ?    Boy: Tu hogi chutiya... tera baap chutiya, teri maa chutiya... tera pura khandaan chutiyaa... aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????  Girl (after 3-4 minutes): I was asking about CHUTTIYA (holidays)...vacations.... Blocked....