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Whatsapp Faadu Hindi Jokes Messages - Top Collection

Top collection of x rated some faadu hindi jokes for your whatsapp group. Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai Boy: But I Luv U G: Fir b galat hai B: Hum shaadi kar lenge G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..�� [In Hindi] Jaise Dane Dane pe likha hota he khane wale ka nam waise hi.... (*ahem*) Laude laude pe likha hota he choosne wali ka nam.. Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai? Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LO*E pe gayi hai.. ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lu*d se chodta tha... .wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di..... husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? �� College Me, Mam-" Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do" Boy" Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi? Mam- Nahi Bura...

A Funny Whatsapp Messages Form Wife To Husband

Husband ne Wife ko whatsapp messages kiya: "Dinner pe mere sath Choki, Razi, Ankit aur Hardy aa rahe hain... acha sa khana bana dena." Phir 30 mins ke baad 2nd msg kia: "Meri salary badh gai hai, next month tumhe gold ki angooti la kar dunga.." Wife ne reply kiya: "Oh my God sacchi" ? Husband: "Nahi... Main Check kar raha tha mera pehla msg mila ya nhi... warna tu bolegi mujhe message mila hi nahi.." 

10 Hilarious Funny Hindi Jokes In Hindi Font For Whatsapp Messages

Get this week most funny and whatsapp Hindi messages. it's a really funny idea to share jokes with your whatsapp group friend. List of Top 10 Hilarious Jokes पेश करते है हरियाणा स्पेशल अर्ज किया है जहाँ पुलिस की भी ना चलती थाणे में कुछ दिन तो गुजारो हरियाणे में। ~~ हरियाणा टुरिज्म..~~ 😜😃😜😜😜😜 टीचर: मैं सुंदर थी, सुंदर हूं, सुंदर रहूंगी। इसी तरह तीनों काल का उदाहरण दो। हरयाणवी छात्र : तन्नै वहम था, तन्नै वहम है, तन्नै वहम रवैगा। टीचर: नालायक, तमीज से बताओ। छात्र: आदरणीय मैडम जी आप भूंडी थी, भूंडी हैं, भूंडी रहेंगी। --- 😎😎😎😎😎 खतरनाक हरियाणवी गर्लफ्रेँड छोरी :- कित है तु?? छोरा:-हस्पताल मेँ हूँ एक कार आला टक्कर मारग्या ! छोरी :- अच्छा छुट्टी कद मिलैगी?? छोरा:- दो दिन पाच्छे ! छोरी :- ठीक है ! दो दिन बाद छुट्टी मिलतै ए मेरा रिचार्ज करवा दिए ! नहीँ तो दोबारा हस्पताल म्हे पहुँचा दयूँगी ..!! 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 एक और स्पेशल टीवी रिपोर्टर ने जख्मी हरियाणवी से पुच्छा- "जब बम गिरा तो क्या वो जोर से फटा ?" . . . . . . . हरियाणवी :- "ना...

Funny Whatsapp Status Messages - 10 Most Amazing Moment In My Life

10 best moments in life: . - To finish your last exam.. . - To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep "5 min" . - To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.. . - To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.. . - To touch the fingers of newly born child.. . - Walking alone on a silent road at nightand thinking of some good old days memories.. . - Riding the cycle/bike on a highway while its raining.. . - Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.. . -The calm You feel inside when you Arenear to Almighty God . - And the last one is "right now" while reading this message there was constant smile on your face..

Whatsapp New Gabbar Hindi Jokes Messages For Group

Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the? Sambha:- Srkr 2. Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he?? Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gabbar:- aur 2 k pehle?? Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he. Gabbar:- To bich me kaun ata he? Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata. Gabbar:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he Gabbar:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.

English Jokes Whatsapp Messages 23 April 2015

After massive demand from all husbands.......... A new app called. "Darr" is launched in iphone 6..... You just say..... 'Wife'.. and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats,, shuts down all games, and deletes chat history! and best above all, Last but not the least.... it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper....

Fadu Hindi Whatsapp Messages Idea 02 March 2015

Get the real funny whatsapp fadu jokes, messgaes idea for your friend. चुदाई शुरू करने से पहले लड़का : कोई इसे प्यार कहता है, कोई इसे लव समझता है, कोई इसे खेल कहता है, कोई इसे रिस्क समझता है, तू मुझसे दूर कैसी है, मैं तुझसे दूर कैसा हूँ, ये तेरी चूत समझती है, या मेरा लंड समझता है। लडकी: ये तेरा लंड मेरी चूत को तो फाड़ देता है, चु.दाई करके तू अपना माल झाड देता है, चु.दाई ख़त्म होने पर मै ढंग से उठ ना पाती हूँ, कि इतनी देर में तू झंडा फिर से गाड देता है। लड़का: चु.दाई एक एहसासों की पावन सी कहानी है, कि कल उसकी बजाई थी, अभी इसकी बजानी है, जो मैंने माल झाड़ा है, तेरे लब पर तेरी बुर पर, जो तू समझे तो अमृत है, जो ना समझे तो पानी है। लडकी: ओ मेरी जान मैं तुझसे अभी चु.दवा नहीं सकती, मेरी अम्मा हैं घर पर, तेरे घर मैं आ नहीं सकती, किसी भी और दिन का प्लान करके मुझको बतला दे, मैं कितनी भी करूं कोशिश आज तो आ नहीं सकती। लड़का: एक दिन भी बिना चोदे तुझे मैं रह नहीं सकता, जुदाई को तेरी मैं और मेरा लंड सह नहीं सकता, तुझे आता हुआ ही देख कर हो जाता है ये टाइट, फिर उसके बाद बिना चोदे तु...

Hindi Fun Jokes: Whatsapp Messages

Beta Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Ko Bola “ Maa Jaldi Se Kahin Chupp Jao ” Maa: “Kyu Beta, Kya Ho Gaya? ” Beta: “Daddy Ne Mujhe Cigratte Peete Dekh Liya Hai Aur Bola Hai Ghar Chal Teri Maa Chodta Hoon

Daily Whatsapp Funny Messages: Post 111

Ultimate Accident. Doctar:- Lips Kaise Fate?. Ladki:- Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra K... Zip Band Kar Li..

Daily Funny Whatsapp Messages: Jokes 110

A Criminal Broke Into Bed Room ,Tied Up Husband & Wife , Kissed Wife's Ear & Went 2 Bathroom.. Husband: Satisfy Him Or He Will Kill Us ,Be Strong I LOVE YOU. Wife: He Did't Kiss Me , He Whispered In My Ear That He's Gay ,Needs Vaseline I Told Him Its In The Bathroom . So Be Strong I Love U Too

Whatsapp Funny Messages For Friend: Jokes And Picture

#jokes Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.' So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?' She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?' He said, 'I want 5 loaves.' She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard.' He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me!' Shared by: Joe Chaps

Maha Fadu Hindi Jokes: Boy On Dating

Boy on date in Restaurant - Jaantum se ek baat kehnachahtahun..... Girl - Kya.....??.. Boy - I already have agirl friend..... Girl - Dara diya saale,mujhelaga paise nai hai... ======= कंप्यूटर इंजीनियरिंग फील्ड की लड़की को किसी लड़के ने छेड़ा ,..... उसका गुस्सा ऐसे निकला .... अरे ओ !! पेन ड्राइव के ढक्कन , . पैदाइशी Error , . . Virus के बच्चे , . . Excel की corrupt file . . अगर 1 Click मारूंगी तो ज़मीन से Delete हो कर क़बर में Install हो जायेगा .! समझे !!!! ~

Husband Wife Funny Jokes Whatsapp Messages 15 February 2015

Why husbands avoid questions! WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No... Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married? Husband: Of course i do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again... Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...? Husband: Yes, it's a great house. Wife: Would you let her drive my car ? Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear . Wife: Would you give her my jewelry? Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own.. Wife: Would she wear my shoes..? Husband: No, her size is '5' Wife: --silence- Husband: 'shiiit'...!!!

Hindi Maha Fadu Jokes: Whatsapp Picture Messages

Last day find this fadu jokes on facebook. Guy friend - "Bhai, Hike pe hai?" . Me - "Nahi bhai, Bakwas hai, pehle hi bade app hain" . Hot girl - "Are you on Hike or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber and all messaging apps* Haan hun na Take my number"

Ultimate Dirty Hindi Jokes For Adult Whatsapp User

The latest most funny Hindi Maha fadu jokes, adult jokes, and funny whatsapp messages collection. Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Us Se Milne Aayi Aur Pucha Saheli: "Bata Ri Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?" Dulhan Gusse Se: "Ganta Rahi, Usne Sale Ne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono Ke Surakh Band Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata Kidhar Kidhar Se Fatti Hai?"

Maha Fadu 18+ Hindi Non Veg Jokes For Whatswapp Sms

Read The Most fadu Hindi non veg jokes on angrej eaan ka translator Ek Gaaon Me angrej elaan Kar rha tha aur UP. ka ..aadmi uska Translator tha !! Angrej: U People UP : bhosadi walo Ang: Its Strongly Announced UP : Gand Faadu Elaan Ang: That The Case Has Been Thoroughly Investigated UP : Case choot ki gehrai tk napa gya h Ang: But Found nothing UP : magar lund ni mila Ang:If Anyone Interferes UP :Aur kisi ne maa chudwai Ang: He Will Be Severely Punished UP: uski gand me chatri dal k kholdenge A:Thats IT UP : maa chudao.??

First Time For Girl: Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages

A girl was handling a boy’s cock for the first time. After some time few drops came out, she sked what’s that? Boy said: “Yeh khushi ke aansoo hai, pagli……”