Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Some Hindi funny jokes collection for whatsapp student group. Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!! ====== Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework." ====== Life is like a Badminton Match. If you want to Win. SERVE WELL, RETURN WELL, PLAY COOL & Remember that. the Game Starts With "LOVE ALL"...GM

Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the? Sambha:- Srkr 2. Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he?? Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gabbar:- aur 2 k pehle?? Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he. Gabbar:- To bich me kaun ata he? Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata. Gabbar:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he Gabbar:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.

Boy :- I love you .. Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho??? Boy :- tum 7th ho . . . . Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you too . .. . MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me tha.. ===== Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi? . . . . Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h, . . . . Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h bey, . . Roti to tu bhi de sakta h...

#jokes #whatsapp #fun #messages Spider: I Love u heart emoticon Girl: Agar main bhi tumse.. i love u too kahu toh? Spider: Main toh khushi se marr jaunga. :') Girl - Jaa pagle nahi kehti, JEE Le apni zindagi

Pappu :- Mam aap meri ek savaal ka jawab dengi.. . . Mam :- ha ha puchho .. . . Pappu :- ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich wali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti .....to aap btaaye kul kitni chiti thi ... . . Mam:- 5 Pappu :- galat . . Mam :- 6 Pappu :- phir v galat . . Mam :- 7 Pappu:- ye v galat . . Mam (Harker ) :- to tmhi btao . . Pappu :- hai to 3 hi chiti ,, vo bich wali hai na jhuth bol rhi thi..

After massive demand from all husbands.......... A new app called. "Darr" is launched in iphone 6..... You just say..... 'Wife'.. and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats,, shuts down all games, and deletes chat history! and best above all, Last but not the least.... it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper....

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!" 

Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya ThhiAur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui. Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai. Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe” Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham KoVo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi. Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson &Hedges” Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Tha: “King Size , Extra Long.” Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways” Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.” Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi

Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!! . . Jisko samja wo like karo ... Baki sab pogo dekho

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.. 

1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !! Girl : tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he... . . Boy : ham to khandani aashiq he, teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa raha he... !!! ==== Funny Indian Jokes एक महान आशिक़ की बात: "मैं तुमसे शादी नहीं कर सकता पर मैं तुम्हें बहुत प्यार करता हूँ।" असल मतलब: "बहन की लौड़ी, तू इतनी खूबसूरत नहीं है कि शादी कर लूँ पर इतनी बुरी भी नहीं कि बिना चोदे जाने दूँ।"? === Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!!

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle.. 

A most funny Hindi non veg jokes for whatsapp messages to your friend. Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya ThhiAur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui. Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai. Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe” Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham KoVo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi. Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson &Hedges” Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Tha: “King Size , Extra Long.” Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways” Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.” Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi.

A most funny Hindi non veg jokes for whatsapp messages to your friend. Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya ThhiAur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui. Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai. Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe” Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham KoVo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi. Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson &Hedges” Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Tha: “King Size , Extra Long.” Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways” Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.” Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi.

A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhe to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

बडी खुशी होती है प्रेमिका जब कहती है: "जानू बहुत बडा है" पर टेंशन भी होता है भैनचोद इसने छोटा किसका देखा होगा === एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को लेकर घबराया हुआ डॉक्टर के क्लीनिक पर आया- डॉक्टर : क्या हुआ ? आदमी : डॉक्टर साहब, मेरी बीवी 8GB का memory card निगल गई है, तभी से गाने गा रही है... मेरी तो ये सोच कर फटी जा रही है कि video folder पर पहुँचेगी तो क्या होगा...

Daily Most Funny Jokes And Messages Idea For Whatsapp. In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name... A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai.. 

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide.. ==== A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant... ==== Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"...

Get the real funny whatsapp fadu jokes, messgaes idea for your friend. चुदाई शुरू करने से पहले लड़का : कोई इसे प्यार कहता है, कोई इसे लव समझता है, कोई इसे खेल कहता है, कोई इसे रिस्क समझता है, तू मुझसे दूर कैसी है, मैं तुझसे दूर कैसा हूँ, ये तेरी चूत समझती है, या मेरा लंड समझता है। लडकी: ये तेरा लंड मेरी चूत को तो फाड़ देता है, चु.दाई करके तू अपना माल झाड देता है, चु.दाई ख़त्म होने पर मै ढंग से उठ ना पाती हूँ, कि इतनी देर में तू झंडा फिर से गाड देता है। लड़का: चु.दाई एक एहसासों की पावन सी कहानी है, कि कल उसकी बजाई थी, अभी इसकी बजानी है, जो मैंने माल झाड़ा है, तेरे लब पर तेरी बुर पर, जो तू समझे तो अमृत है, जो ना समझे तो पानी है। लडकी: ओ मेरी जान मैं तुझसे अभी चु.दवा नहीं सकती, मेरी अम्मा हैं घर पर, तेरे घर मैं आ नहीं सकती, किसी भी और दिन का प्लान करके मुझको बतला दे, मैं कितनी भी करूं कोशिश आज तो आ नहीं सकती। लड़का: एक दिन भी बिना चोदे तुझे मैं रह नहीं सकता, जुदाई को तेरी मैं और मेरा लंड सह नहीं सकता, तुझे आता हुआ ही देख कर हो जाता है ये टाइट, फिर उसके बाद बिना चोदे तु