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Ladki Ke Set Hone Se Sex Karne Tak Ke 16 Nakhre: 1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo. 2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon. 3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi. 4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi. 5. Main Aa Toh Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi. 6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega. 7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai. 8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans Toh Mat Utaro. 9. OK Udaas Mat Ho... Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi. 10. Yaar Light Off Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai. 11. Ye To Bahut Bada Hai... 12. Suna Hai Pehli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai. 13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai. 14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Please Bas Karo. 15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur, Thoda Sa Aur... Zor Se.... Aaah...Aaah... Ooh... 16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do.

Ek Bona Shadi ki Raat ko Room mein Entar Hote Hi Biwi Se Bola: Chal Bakri Ban.!!! Biwi : Ye kia Bad Tameezi hai? Bona: Pagal Ye Bad Tameezi Nahi Kamre ki kundi Lagani Hai.

Call from bank to a Girl:_ Bank: hello madam you want credit card.. Girl: No thanks I have a boyfriend. Boy-हसरत तुम्हारी Girl-क्या देखते हो? Boy-सूरत तुम्हारी Girl-करते हो क्या? Boy-पूजा तुम्हारी... Main roya nai rulaya gaya hon, Bana kr pasand phir thuraya gaya hon. Chor diya gaya taqdeer k sahare, Pyar k naam pe jalaya gaya hon. Bht hi narm-o-nazuk tha mizaj apna, . Ek baar ek ladka raaste mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke saamne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha: Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya? Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya: Sahi kaha bhabhi ji. एक लड़के को एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की से प्यार हुआ . उसने दुनिया से लड़ के उस लड़की से शादी की लड़के ने कुछ दिन उसे बहुत प्यार किया और फिर उसे एक और सुंदर लड़की से प्यार हो गया. उस लड़के ने अपनी पत्नी को तलाक दे दिया, लड़की बहुत रोई , तड़पी, चिल्लाई पर उस लड़के ने मुड के नहीं देखा...

बीवी :- सुनते हो, शक्कर खत्म हो गई है. दुकान से ले आओ. पति :- जानू पर तुम्हारा दुध इतना मीठा है फिर शक्कर क्यों ? बीवी :- नमक भी खत्म हो गया है सब्जी मे मूत दू क्या? एक बार दो छिछोरी लडकियाँ काँलेज जा रही थी बिच मे एक प्रेग्नंट औरत को देख पहली बोली "मकान तैयार हो गया लगता है" दूसरी बोली "अंदर लोग भी रहने लग गये लगता है" यह सुनकर प्रेग्नंट औरत बोली "ठेकेदार खाली बेठा है भेजू क्या मकान बनाने ? "

Sunny Leone: PK Me Meri Acting Kaisi Lagi? Aamir Khan: PK.. Kya Tu Kidhar Thi? Sunny Leone: Woh Dancing Car Me Yaad Hai Jahaan Tumne Kapde Uthaaye The

The latest most funny Hindi Maha fadu jokes, adult jokes, and funny whatsapp messages collection. Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Us Se Milne Aayi Aur Pucha Saheli: "Bata Ri Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?" Dulhan Gusse Se: "Ganta Rahi, Usne Sale Ne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono Ke Surakh Band Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata Kidhar Kidhar Se Fatti Hai?"

Ladka Call Girl Se: “Ek Bar Chud baane Ke Kitne Paisi Leti Ho?” . Callgirl: “Kyu Puch Rahe Ho?” . Ladka: “Paiso Ka Hisaab Lagana Hai” . Callgirl: “50 Rs, Tere Paas Kitne Hai?” . Ladka: “70 Rs Hai, Chal Salwar Khol . Chudte Time Callgirl Ladke Ke Aand [Balls] Pakadkar Boli: “Ye Kya Hai?” . Ladke Ne Kaha: “Ye Lund Ke Bhai Bandhu Hai” . Callgirl: “To Inhe Bhi Choot Ke Andar Ghusa De Na. . Wo Jo Tere Paas 20 Rs Ka Note Extra hai Wo Bhi De Dena

The most funny Hindi jokes, maha fadu jokes, dirty Hindi jokes, latest jokes collection. Pota : Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai? Dada : Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata. Pota : Main janata tha. Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.

"Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do: Patna kahan par hai? Larki-Bihar mein Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? I am Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you! Funny Jokes

Kuch Aurte Bazar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi To Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Ek Kutti Ko Buri Tarha Se Chod Raha Thha. 1st Doctors Wife: “Wow,They Are Enjoying Life” 2nd Lawyers Wife: “No, Its Rape ” 3rd Salesmans Wife: “Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai“

Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lund Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya, Waha Doctor Ne Pucha. Doctor: “Yeh Kaise Hua? ” Santa: “ Main Usko Jaan Se Maar Dunga Jisne Diwaar Par Nangi Ladki Ki Tasvir Chipkai

Suhagraat Pe Ladka Biwi Ko Sirf Kiss Kar Ke So Gaya. Subah Maa Boli: Bahu, Mandir Jaane se Pehle Naha Lo... Bahu, Gusse Mein: Sirf Brush Kar Leti Hun Maaji, Baaki Sab Fresh Hai.

Ek Biwi Ne Doctor Ko Apna Dukh Sunaya. . Biwi: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai” . Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaisi?” . Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Lund Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. . Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“

Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai Santa: “100 Rs Dunga, Degi?” Dhobi Ki Biwi Bhi Bindas Thhi, Boli.. Biwi: “500 Rs Main Tujhe Dungi, Mere Pati Ka Le Le“

Get everyday most funny, dirty, naughty Hindi jokes. Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Us Se Milne Aayi Aur Pucha . Saheli: “Bata Ri Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?” . Dulhan Gusse Se: “Ganta Rahi, Us Sale Ne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono Ke Surakh Band Kar Diye Aur Bola, . Aur Bata Kidhar Kidhar Se Fatti Hai?“

Get the daily Best fadu Hindi funny and dirty Jokes. Sent This Jokes To Your Friend Whastapp. Girl: Excuse me brother, that's my seat. Boy Ok, But I am not ur brother. My DAD never fuckd ur MOM!!! Girl: True, but my DAD fuckd ur MOM... !!! MORAL: Ladkiya Bhi ab Kamini Ho Gayin Hain. Dekh Bhai

Ladka GF Ko Dinner Pe Le Gaya. Girlfriend Ne Mahnge Items Order Kar Diye. Ladka: Maa Ke Ghar Bhi Yehi Khaati Hai Kya?? Girlfriend: Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Leti Nahin Hai. Moral: Ladkiyan Waakai Kamini Ho Gai Hain.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant! Boyfrned: Are You Sure, Ye Mera Bachcha Hai. Girlfriend Rone Lagi Aur Boli: Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega...???

Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di. Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli: Tum Pagal Ho Kya, Ek Darjan Vo Bhi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Kyu Khareedi, Log Samjhenge Ke Main Bra Change Nahi Karti. Husband Muskurate Hue: Kaun Log?

Suhagraat Pe Ladka Biwi Ko Sirf Kiss Kar Ke So Gaya. Subah Maa Boli: Bahu, Mandir Jaane se Pehle Naha Lo... Bahu, Gusse Mein: Sirf Brush Kar Leti Hun Maaji, Baaki Sab Fresh Hai.

Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Toh Suhagraat Ke Pe Wo Apni Biwi Ko Peeche Se Karne Laga. Biwi: Suniye J, Aage Se Karte Hain. Banta, Hairani Se: Tumhe Kaise Pata? Biwi: Jab Mein College Mein Thi Tab Mujhe Kuch Gundey Utha Kar Le Gaye The, Tab Unhone Aage Se Kiya Tha. Banta: Saale!!!! Ye Gundey Bhi Bahut Confuse Karte Hain Jab Mujhe Le Gaye The Toh Peeche Se Kiya Tha!!!

Ek Ladki Bina Sex Kare Santa Se Paise Leke Bhaag Gayi.... Santa Ne Paper Mein Ad Diya: Ek Ladki, 5'3", Rang Gora, Naam Rani, Bhen Ki Taki, Jise Mile Ragad Dena, Payment Ho chuki Hai.

Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi. Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana. Didi's Reply: Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwear Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Diya, Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai.

PA : Sir Sex Education ban kar rahe hain. RaGa: Achi baat hai. PA: Kaise? RaGa: Sex ke time par sirf sex hona chahiye, padhaai to baad me bhi ho sakti hai. hindi jokes

Hilarious One Jokes In Hindi A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?" "No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching you." "Hide it? where?" asked the guy," I saw them search you too." "I slipped it into my... a... my . . .um.... pee pee place." said the girl shyly. "Damn!" swore the guy, "If only your mother were here, we could have saved my motor bike!!"

New Couple Kept having sex 24x7. They became weak but didn't Stop. They Consulted a Doctor. Doctor Said: Have Sex only on those days which have 'R' in it. i.e, ThuRsday, fRiday or satuRday. Couple Agreed. On Monday Husband Asks his Wife... Darling what's the Day Today? Wife gives a Naughty smile & says "somvaaR"

Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut liye. Logbole:- Shukr karo ki izzat nahi luti. Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa ka bhosda!! izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the.

Lady: Ek shampoo please. Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai? Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya? Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo. Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai. Funny Hindi Jokes: Boy want make friendship with girl

Read The Most fadu Hindi non veg jokes on angrej eaan ka translator Ek Gaaon Me angrej elaan Kar rha tha aur UP. ka ..aadmi uska Translator tha !! Angrej: U People UP : bhosadi walo Ang: Its Strongly Announced UP : Gand Faadu Elaan Ang: That The Case Has Been Thoroughly Investigated UP : Case choot ki gehrai tk napa gya h Ang: But Found nothing UP : magar lund ni mila Ang:If Anyone Interferes UP :Aur kisi ne maa chudwai Ang: He Will Be Severely Punished UP: uski gand me chatri dal k kholdenge A:Thats IT UP : maa chudao.??

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Taale pe likha tha "Taale ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, Taala khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi." Jate jate chor ne bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! Babu market jata hai underwear kharidne Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai? Dokandar: Rs 600. Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Most discussing Hindi adult jokes just read. Make a funny whatsapp Hindi messages on x rated hindi jokes. Pappu And Teacher Funny Hindi Jokes Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing? Pappu: Fucking! Teacher: Shame on you! How is that? Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!! What Happen When A Lady's Husband Died A lady's husband died, before his burial his wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement and fixed it in the wall. Every night she used to go to the wall and get satisfied herself. One day her neighbor saw this! He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that, & waited his turn for sex. The lady came with a knife cut his penis and said, "Darling today we are shifting to our new house!" Me and My Friend Funny Hindi Jokes Me: Say "I am a man" after everything I say. Friend: Alright. Me: You broke up with your girlfriend. Friend: I am a man. Me: You decided to get drunk. Friend: I am

A girl was handling a boy’s cock for the first time. After some time few drops came out, she sked what’s that? Boy said: “Yeh khushi ke aansoo hai, pagli……”

बादाम खाने से अक्ल आती है. धोखे खाने से भी अक्ल आती है,.. .. तो सोचो . बादाम धो के खाने से कितनी अक्ल आती होगी? વિચારો વિચારો ======= Hus:Agar tumhe kuch ho jata to mein pagal ho jaata! Wf: Dusri shaadi to nahin karogey na? Hus:Pagal ka kya hai,Pagal to kuch bi kar sakta hai ======= Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha, Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees” Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye.

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari.. Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to ma chod denge tumhari.. Honey singh: ok bye ======== इंसान कितना भी गोरा रहे उसकी एक चीज़ हमेशा काली रहती है..... परछाई ं ======== Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Lekin Taqdir To Dekho… Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya ======== 18 year ki Ladki pregnent ho gayi......... . MAA chillai:" Kon tha wo.. ?? abhi usey bulao" . 30 mint baad un ke ghar ke bahar 1 bahot mehngi car ruki..🚘🚘🚘🚘 . . 1 ladka utra jis ne bahut keemti suit pehan rakha tha Kehne Laga: . " Mujhe aapki beti ne bataya hai k masla ho gaya hai mai is se shadi to nai kar sakta lakin agar: "Beti paida hui to me 1 crore Rs. aur 1 ghar isko dunga Beta paida hua to 2 crore Rs or 1 ghar dunga Lakin Agar mi

Santa: Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai.. Father: Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakti.. SANTA: Agar itni tatti karti hai to rehne do..

Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya… Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…! (Allama Iqbal) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto” Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female… . , .. . ? For more jokes, stay in touch with me! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;; Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

Call girl ke birthday par Saheli ne sms kiya: Har adami tere nange badan Pe barse, Tere jevan mein aaye itne Customer, Ke tu pura sal bra-panty Pehnne ko tarse.

Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h “Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.