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Get daily most funny faadu Hindi jokes and live messages. #Jokes #Faadu #Hindi Ek Nihayati hagre Shayar ne Arz kiya hai… Samandar kinaare baitha hu…Kabhi to Lahar aayegi - - - - - - Chupke se Usme Hag Lunga, Sath me Gaand bhi dhul jaayegi…

Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I do not know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them… New way of writting answers in exams. If you do not know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS” "I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha "i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA latest pta kya hai? "i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Superb dirty and funny Hindi faadu jokes collection. Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti. Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do Girl - TAMATAR KHAO Bhikari- roti de do Girl - TAMATAR KHAO Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do Girl's mother- Are Tum jao baba ... Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO..

Hindi Funny Jokes :) Santa-Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho? Banta-Google darling Santa-Y such name? Banta-1 sawal, karo 100 jawab deti he.. Hindi Funny Jokes :) Teacher: Kutta Dum kuyn halata hai ? . . Santa: Sir Kuyn K Dum Kuttay ko nahi hilla sakti Hindi Funny Jokes :) Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa - Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Teacher- Aur batao? Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata raani ki kripa. Aap sunao...?? Hindi Funny Jokes :) Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon sa gift du? Banta: Ik diamond ring de do. Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu. Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do...

Ladka Ladki Adult Hindi Jokes Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the Ladki: “Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai” Ladka khush hokar bola: “Achcha!!!” Ladki: “Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai“ Ladka: "Kash main teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta" Ladki: “Main kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota" Husband Wife Adult Hindi Jokes Husband aur wife ne bachhon ki wajah se raat ko sex karne ka code word rakha sandwich. Raat ko husband: “Sandwich ka mood hai?” Wife: “Nahi aaj nahi, subha ketchup ki thelli phat gayi hai.. Funny Amir Khan face on dangal movie

Some superb funny Hindi adult jokes collection. 1. बचपन से मुझे 2 ही चीज़े पसंद थी..... एक दोस्त और दूसरा बिस्कुट... बिस्किट तो गोल्ड मारी के मिले और दोस्त, चूत मारी के मिले....😂😂😂😂 2. लड़कियों के होस्टल का गार्ड रोज दारु पिने के बाद गाली बकता था.. "मेरा नाम बाबूलाल, किसकी चुत में कितने बाल???" एक लड़की सुनकर बोली :- "मेरी चुत मे इतने बाल की फस जायेगा उसमे बाबूलाल..." तीन दिन सुनने के बाद.. बाबूलाल बोला :- "गोली चलेगी घोड़े से, चुत फटेगी लौड़े से, जल जायेंगे सारे बाल, बच निकलेगा बाबूलाल..." लड़की बोली :- "सुरक्षित काले मेरे बाल, वैसमोल ने किया कमाल, बच जायेंगे मेरे बाल, मा चुदाये बाबूलाल.. 3. अगर आप toothpaste की ad को ध्यान से देखे तो आप हर dentist के गले मे एक stethoscope पाएंगे .... दुनिया का एक ऐसा dentist बता दो जो stethoscope से दातों की धड़कन सुनता हो !! पैसे से तो सिर्फ किताबे खरीदी जा सकती है, ज्ञान to mujhsee ही मिलेगा....!!!!!!!!!!!

Send those jokes into your girlfriend messenger and make fun with both of you. Ek Aadmi Kapde Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola. Aadmi: “Mujhe Ek Lady Suit Dikha Do” Dukandaar: “Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhaun?“ Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The. Ek Pagal Chup-Chap So Raha Tha. Doctor Ne Puchha: “Tum Kyun Shanti Se Soye Ho?” Pagal: “Main Mar Chuka Hoon, Isliye To Sab Ro Rahe Hai“ Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge. Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai? Santa to Banta: Aaj teri biwi chup kiyun baithi hai. Banta: Us ne lips-stick mangi thi, maine Fevi Quick de di, na chip-chip na jhik-jhik.

Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai - Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare". Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai! Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam: This is my father speaking! Munaa bhai - A circuit yaar mere ko woh Hospital ki sister(nurse) se love ho gayala hai. Love letter kaise likhu Circuit - simple bhai aap like dalo I love you sister I am your munna bhai....!

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it." He soon falls asleep. Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach. Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

Adult jokes: House of ill repute See if you can work this out: There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.. There were four men .... one was walking briskly up the hill; one was inside the brothel; one was walking slowly down the hill and the fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill. What were the nationalities of the four men? * The man going up the hill: was rushin * The man in the brothel: him-a-layin * The man walking down the hill: was finish * The man in the car at the bottom was Irish, and he was waiting for the light to turn green!!

Shadi hui, khub mithai Baati. Pehla Baccha hua, khub mithai baati. Dusra Baccha hua, mithai baati. 5 saal baad, Baccho ka school admision karwane gaya, Donation 1 Lac+ Fees 50,000. Aadmi ghar aakar khub roya Tou Biwi boli : "Janu meri fati to tumne Khub mithai baati, Ab Khud ki fati to rona aa gaya.! 

Get most funny faadu Hindi online jokes Generation Gap: . . Little Student - Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have a baby?:s Teacher:O (after thinking for sometime) - An angel will come from heaven & hand over a baby to your wife.sunglasses emoticon Student - so who do I need to fuck??....... wife or angel ????!!!!:>:p Faadu Hindi Jokes

A faadu jokes only for naughty minded people. Faadu Hindi jokes A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket. He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who waswearing sleevless Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevles &backless; Rs100 to 3rd who ws wearing sleevless, backless and a mini skirt He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one... Why??? Dirty mind... She had the ticket!!!

Kaminapan Dosto ka: Hindi jokes version . "Girlfriend hai..??" "Nahin" "Saala Gay" "Haan hai Girlfriend" "Tharki sala" ... "Kal college ayega...?? "Haan"" Padhaku ki aulaad" "Nahin" "Saale kabhi toh padh liya kar" ... "Ice cream khilaega...?" "Ofcourse" "Kyun Bhai, Baap ka paisa hai" "Nahin" "Bhikhaari saala" ... "Dosti nibhaega?" "Haan" "Senti saale devdas" "Nahin nibhaunga" "yehi umeed thi saale dhoke baaz,,,,,,,,,,

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In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! -------------------------- Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity! -------------------------- Define contraceptive pill? It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy. -------------------------- Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand Stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 2 inches, she was brand new. -------------------------- What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery? Skill is more important than the instrument... -------------------------- The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced Them to : Hang Till Death ! -------------------------- A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury. Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks. The manager calls up the newspaper and ob

An epic Hindi faadu jokes. Laalu Yadav has heart attack, dies, goes to hell, Devil waiting for him."I'm not sure what to do." says Devil. "Ur on my list, but I have no room for you. As u definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.""I got 3 folks here who weren't as bad as u. I will let 1 of them go, u hav to take their place. I let u decide who leaves!"Laalu agrees.Devil opened 1st room.In it was Sonia Gandhi & large pool of hot water. She kept diving in & climbing out, over & over. Such was her fate in hell."No!' said Laalu. 'I'm not a good swimmer!"Devil led him to next room. In it was Mulayam Singh with a sledgehammer & room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time."No! I got problem wth my shoulder. I will be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day."Devil opened 3rd door. Laalu saw Sharad Pawar lying on a king size bed and Ov

Sunny Leone:- Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai? Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai. Doctor:- Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai..??? Sunny Leone (sochte hue):- Yehi Koi 30-40 lakh Ka !!

1 Ladki ke sar me dard Tha. Usne Apne boyfriend ko Bataya. Boyfriend Ne uske Mathe pe Kiss kiya Or kaha- Abhi Thik ho Jayega. Ye Dekh kar 1 Budhe ne Puchha- “Beta, Bawasir ka bhi ilaaj krte Ho kya ?? ======= Engineer to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya?????? . Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon sahab.... . Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir Taash khelte hain.

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. ==== Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

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Dear reader here is one refreshing morning time funny Hindi jokes for you. Once Pappu Learnd only 1 essay aboutMy FRIEND. But In the exam, the essay was To write about FATHER. ................................................. So, He Brilliantly, replaced Word Friend to Father in essay and wrote - 'I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS. SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO MANY OF MY FATHERS. My uncle is also my Father. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.. And I love all my Fathers. bcz Har ek Father zaruri hota hai!'..!!

D Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!! boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine? boyfriend starts crying & says: “Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!

We Pronounce 22 As Twenty Two, 33 As Thirty Three, 44 As Forty Four, 55 As Fifty Five. . . . . Then Why Not We Say 11 As Onety One? . . . . . . . . . . . Doubt By - Last Bench Association. ==== Problems due to whatsapp short typing. She asked me: 'Main kaunsi university main admission lu?' I said: 'MU main le le' (Mumbai University) She doesn't talk to me anymore.

Naukar :"Sahab aap ka kutta to bilkul aadmi jaise lgta hai kya khilate ho ??? . . . . . . . . . Malik :"Nalayak, wo kutta nhi merabeta hai . . . . . . . Engineering kar rha hai . . . Aur.. . . . . . . . Aaj kal exams chal rhe hai