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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “ Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? ” Pappu: “ Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se ” Teacher: “ Wo Kaisi ” Pappu: “ Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“ ====== Taar pr kapde sukhte dekh tau ne pucha Ye kaaala kapda ke se Tai boli ye bahu ki chaddi se Tau:,kabi pehne nhi dekha bahu ko ===== Suhag Raat Pe Dulhe Ne Dulhan Ki Ankh Ko Chuma Dulhan - Ye Kya Dulha - Ankh Zindgi Ki Kitab Hai Dulhan - Niche Library Me Aag Lagi Hae, Tu Kitaab Me Ghusa Hai .

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !! Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley ! Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. ! Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha.. Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha: "Chod saaley, bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"? Bandar kuch nahi bola. Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!! Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola: "Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!! ====== Girl Asked: Kisi Ladke Ki Bhut Sari GFs Hon To Wo Talented Kehlata Hai, Lekin Kisi Ladki k Bhut Saray BFs Hon To Usay Chaalu Q Kaha Jata Hai? . . . Boy With Golden Words:’Qadar Us Chaabi Ki Hoti Hai Jo Boht Se Taalo Ko Khol Saky, Na k Us Taaly Ki Jo Har Chaabi ...

अगर बीवी अपनी साडी का पल्लू अपनी कमर में ठूंस ले...... तो समझ जाओ... कि . . या तो वो घर का काम निपटने वाली है . . या फिर आपको..... ------------- संभलकर रहो - बीबी को हमेशा खुश रक्खो ===== लाजवाब लाईन एक बार इंसान ने कोयल से कहा "तूं काली ना होती तो कितनी अच्छी होती" सागर से कहा:- "तेरा पानी खारा ना होता तो कितना अच्छा होता" गुलाब से कहा:- "तुझमें काँटे ना होते तो कितना अच्छा होता" तब तीनों एक साथ बोले:- "हे इंसान अगर तुझमें दुसरो की कमियाँ देखने की आदत ना होती तो तूं कितना अच्छा होता ==== Man in bed with his wife, slides his hand slowly across her shoulders, across her waist, under her neck, under her back, & suddenly stops... ................ Wife: "Why did u stop?" !!!!!! !!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . Man: "Remote mil gaya. Tu so ja

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Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di. Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli: Tum Pagal Ho Kya, Ek Darjan Vo Bhi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Kyu Khareedi, Log Samjhenge Ke Main Bra Change Nahi Karti. Husband Muskurate Hue: Kaun Log?

New Couple Kept having sex 24x7. They became weak but didn't Stop. They Consulted a Doctor. Doctor Said: Have Sex only on those days which have 'R' in it. i.e, ThuRsday, fRiday or satuRday. Couple Agreed. On Monday Husband Asks his Wife... Darling what's the Day Today? Wife gives a Naughty smile & says "somvaaR"