Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Mike: Nice to meet you. I'm a retired businessman. When my store burned down, rather than rebuilding I took the insurance money and retired here. John: You know, I'm a retired businessman, too. When a flood washed away my store I took the insurance money and retired here, too. Mike is silent for a while then he asks John, "How do you start a flood?"

Teacher Aur Pappu Teacher=हमारी पृथ्वी किसका चक्कर लगाती है? Pappu=सूर्य का Teacher=Good,हमारी पृथ्वी का चक्कर कौन लगाता है? P=नरेंद्र मोदी T=Very Good ========= Santa And Air Hostess Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle' Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle ‪#‎funnyjokes‬ ‪#‎hindijokes‬ ‪#‎latestjokes‬ ‪#‎englishjokes‬

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide.. ==== A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant... ==== Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"...

"5 Inches" A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man And Finally Got Marries With Him One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother: ‘My Husband Only Has One Foot‘. Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your Father Has Only 5 Inches‘

Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ... "Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!" Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai?

A Criminal Broke Into Bed Room ,Tied Up Husband & Wife , Kissed Wife's Ear & Went 2 Bathroom.. Husband: Satisfy Him Or He Will Kill Us ,Be Strong I LOVE YOU. Wife: He Did't Kiss Me , He Whispered In My Ear That He's Gay ,Needs Vaseline I Told Him Its In The Bathroom . So Be Strong I Love U Too

Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Boxing Ka Match Dekhne Gaye Match Ke First Rounde Mein Ek Boxer Pahle Minute Mein Hi Niche Gir Ke Dher Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Huh Saala Sirf Ek Minute Mein Hi Gir Gaya” Ladki Ne Ye Suna Aur Boli: “Ab Ehsas Hua Tumhe Bhi, Ki Mujhe Kesa Mehsoos Hota Hai?“

Get the daily most funny whatsapp messages and jokes. A Jokes On Conversation between a teacher and a student Teacher: If I give you 2 cats, and another 2, and another 2, how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher: You don't understand, if I give you 3 cats + another 3 cats how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher (sighs) : If I give you 3 apples + another 3, how many apples will you have? Student: 6 apples. Teacher: Very good, now if I give you 3 cats + another 3, how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher: Where the hell do you get 7 cats, you stupid child?! Student: Because I already have 1 cat at home, you stupid bitch! The teacher fainted Shared by: Swegger Michael Radebe

a lady went to paris,and got lost at the streets and she asked an old man for directions LADY:excuse me sir, where does this street go? . . the old man replied . . . OLD MAN:im sorry dear,i grew old here and walk this road a thousand times but i have never seen that street go anywhere..

So Cletus calls 911. Cletus: Y'all better send over an ambleance, Carli-jo's havin a heart attack! 911: We're sending them right now sir, what's your address? Cletus: We're at 352 eucalyptus street 911: I'm sorry sir, could you spell that please? Cletus: ... umm... Tell ye what, I'm gonna carry her over to Oak street, y'all can pick her up there. 

jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D

Valentines day offer by Sunny Leone- "तुम मुझे rose दो, मैं तुम्हें रोज दूँगी !" ===== केजरी को दो दिनों के लिए मीडिया का CM बनके रह लेने दिजिए लेकिन 10 को जब Final Result आएगा तो निश्चित रुप से BJP ही सरकार बनाएगी" ===== सीना ताने केजरीवाल उपदेश ठोक रहा था. लोहा लोहे को काटता है, हीरा हीरे को. इसी बीच पीछे से आकर उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया | ===== He : I am in love with you totally. She : Tu totla! Telaa baap totla! ===== She : जानू 14th को हम क्या करेंगे He : 15th ko IND vs PAK ke liye.. Havan karenge...havan karenge..havan karenge..

Most funny hindi jokes for whatsapp messages Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Taale pe likha tha "Taale- ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, Taala khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba -alarm baja aur police aa gayi." Jate jate chor ne bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! Babu market jata- hai underwear kharidne Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai? Dokandar: Rs 600. Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages Santa and the local priest were always fighting -and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence- from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say- something for good will." The priest shook Santa's hand and -said, "I wish for you what you wish for me." "See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE...

are you on naughty mind just read my collected superb jokes for making an whatsapp messages for your friend. How do Cricket commentators define NAKED GIRL??? . . . No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully & no GRASS on the pitch but moisture under the surface!! . its really wonderful to bat on.....

Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry Someone Else, Forget Me Forever !! Funny Boyfriend: . . . . . Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi, Na Tere Jaane Ka Gam, Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi, Doosri Pata Leinge Hum

Santa USA mein tha. 1 building mein aag lag gayi. Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo ko Nechey Phainko main Catch karunga. Pehle 1 Ladka aya phir ladki phir buddha phir buddhi Santa ne sab ko pakar liya. Phir 1 negro aya to Santa ne chor diya aur bola: Abey salo jo jal gye hain wo to mat fenko…!!

Abt 63 years old PM.....Full of energy. ..without any cap or muffler ..in a open ground 45 years kejriwal with two muffler ( if u noticed....One on head .second around neck ) in a TV studio ====== Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo Boy : Chodd diya . . . Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do Boy : Chodd diya . . . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . . . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin. . . . Girl : Kyun?? . . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi hahahha boys thoko Like! ====== He : Hi , what's your name? . . She : Asha . . He : But you're not small . . She : what? . . . He : Dil hai chota sa , choti si asha !! *Blocked*

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary. Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.” “As you wish,” said Santa. “Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “Ok,” said Santa. “And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

Girl : Hi...!! Boy : Hi...! Girl : What happened? Boy : Nothing...! Girl : No, tell me what happened? Why're you so sad? Boy : I will ask you something... You should say the truth... Will you? Girl : Ok fine! Ask. Boy : Who is Rohan? He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates in Facebook. Who is that dumb idiot? Girl : Plz... Don't say anything about him. Boy : Oh...! Wow...! you're in love with him? Girl : Why would I love him? As you're for with me?! Boy : Then brother kind of relationship? Girl : No no... Not like that...! Boy : Don't irritate me then who is he? Girl : Shall we talk something else?! Boy : So you are hiding something from me...? You have that much close relationship with him...?? He is so much important to you? Girl : If I disclose the secret, definitely you will scold me...! Boy : Hey just tell me... Don't test my tolerance...! Girl : Plz... Boy : If you don't tell me, I will break our relationship ...

The most funny Hindi jokes collection. Jokes # 01 Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!! arre haa, risky se yaad aaya, The most risky love is... Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI biwi se pyaar ..  Jokes # 02 इतनी ठण्ड में एहसास होता है कि,, ''बाल- विवाह'' का चलन बड़े बुज़ुर्गों ने बहुत सोच-समझ के ही चलाया था  Jokes # 03 एक साहब सुबह-सुबह ऑफिस जाने के लिए बस में चढ़े तो कंडक्टर ने मुस्कुराते हुए पूछा – “कल रात ठीक-ठाक घर पहुँच गए थे सर ?” साहब – “क्यों ? कल रात को मुझे क्या हुआ था ?” कंडक्टर – “टुन्न थे आप !” साहब (गुस्स...