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Collection of best Indian rainy day jokes. Everyone in India read poem and listen song in a typical rainy day. but here i collect some funny jokes on rainy day. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside. Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? A: Foul (fowl) weather. Q: What did one raindrop say to the other? A: Two's company, three's a cloud Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? A: The nearest ISOBAR Q: What's worse than raining buckets?  A: Hailing taxis! As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold. I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

Ladki ki Suhagraat Ki Baat - Majedar Suhagrat Funny Jokes - Antarvasna Kahani in Hindi Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad usski Saheli Puchhti hai Aur Kaisi rahi Suhagrat ? To wo batati hai – Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya, Pahle kiya Darwaza band, Fir Deepak Bhuja diya... Pahle khel khelne lage Seena Tatolkar, Fir khel khelne lage Underwear khol kar, Ek Jang Aisi chhidi Palang par, Gole wali Top rakh di Surang par, Yah tha 9 Minute ka Mazaa, Ab bhog rahi hu 9 Mahine ki saja, 9 Mahine baad Ek aisa hoga Visfot, Jo ban jayga Bharat ke liye 1 Aur Vote... ********* Suresh Ki Shadi Hui Aur Wo Bahut Dino ke Baad Apne Suhagrat Wale Kamre Se Bahar Nikla, To Uske Baap Ne Us Se Pucha Baap - Beta, Kya Baat Hai Badi Long Inning Khel Kar Aaya Hai? Suresh - Duniya ki asi ki tasi, Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevicol Kon Rakh Kar Aaya Tha. ********* Suhagrat ko Pati ne apni Patni se bade hi pyaar se puchha - "Darling aaj ki raat tum mujhse jo bhi mangogi ...

Rad daily most funny Indian cricket jokes online. एक बार की बात है एक सगे बाप बेटे में कड़ी दुश्मनी थी क्योंकि बाप ने बेटे को घर से निकाल दिया था। बेटे ने भी बाप को धुल चटाने की ठान ली थी।। बेटे ने बाप को लड़ाई के लिए ललकारा।। पहली बार बेटा हार गया। दूसरी बार बेटा हार गया। तीसरी बार। चौथी बार।। पांचवी बार।।। छठी बार।।।।।।। अब बेटे का बेटा भी बड़ा हो गया था।। तो उसने अपने बाप से कहा पापा इस बार मैं दादा जी से लड़ूंगा।।।। आगे क्या हुआ जानने के लिए।।।।। एशियाकप का कड़ा मुकाबला देखना ना भूले।। भारत vs बांग्लादेश... दादा vs पोता।।।।।।

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1 Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi.. . 2nd Dost udaas nahi tha.. kisine wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi ho.. ?? . To 2nd dost ne kaha k Maineusey khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha.. . . Lekin Uss ne Usey khoya jis ne usey har waqt chaha..:(( RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS..:(( REAL LOVE: Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke duptte sepocha to wo boli:"Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchalse poncha to Maa boli:"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu... :)) Hit Like If You Love Your Mother...♥ Tuta Hua Phul Khushbu De Jata H, Bita Hua Pal Yaade De Jata H, Har Shakhs Ka Apna Andaz Hota H, Koi zindgi mein pyaar.... To Koi pyar M zindgi De Jata Hai. gud nun frenz 

GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu.. kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? . Bol mela baby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai? 

Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli. Ladki: “Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena” Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola Dukaandar: “Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana” Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli. Aunty: “Bhaiya, Mujhe 1 42 Number Bra Dena” Dukaandaar: “Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana“

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks- . . . British- I will sleep now. . American- I want to work on internet. . German- I will watch movies now. . Chinese- I will listen to music now. . . INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!! tongue emoticon Indians thoko likes..and share on Google Plus

HINDUSTANI SE PANGAA...??? Na Munna Na.... America k ek sheher New york me ek din ek Indian Tourist ek Hotel me baith kar Breakfast kar raha tha..(Coffee, Brown Bread, Jam etc.) Tabhi waha ek American bade he Style se Chewing Gum Chabata hua aaya aur Indian k saamne yeh sochkar baitha k chalo aaj iss Indian ki bezzati kartahu.. American - Kya tum Indian log brown bread khate ho?? Indian - Haan khaate hai.. American: (Chewing gum ka Gubbara fulate hue) Hum to jee sirf white bread khate hai.. bahar wala brown piece kaat k alag karte hai.. usko recycle karte hai aur Brown Bread bana kar India bhej dete hai jo tum khate ho.. Indian chupchaap raha.. American: kya tum log fruit jam khate ho?? Indian: Haan jee zarur khate hai.. American: (Chewing Gum ko Danto ke beech me chabata hua) Hum American sirf fruit khate hai.. chilke aur beez ko side karte hai.. usko recycle karkejam bana kar India bhej dete hai jo tum khate ho.. Ab Indian se raha na gaya Indian: Tum log America me sex ...

Ekk Student Jo 0 Marks paaya surprised Kyoki Uske Sbhi answers Dekhne Me Sahi The..! . . Q.1- Tipu Sultan Ki Death kb Hui Thi..?? Ans.- Apne Aakhiri Yuddh Me.. . Q.2- Independence Ki Declartion kha Sign Giya Tha? Ans.- Page Me Sbse Niche.. . Q.3- Divorce Hone Kaa Main Reason kya Hai..?? Ans.- Shaadi.. . Q.4- Ganga Kaun She State me Bahti Hai ..?? Ans.- Liquid State.. . Q.5- Mahatma Gandhi Kb Paida Huey The.. ?? Ans.- Apne Birthday K din.. . Q.6- 8 Mango 6 Logo me Kaise BaantoGe ?.. Ans.- Mango Shake Bna K.. !! . Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???.. Mat Reply By Student:- .."Daaru K Glass Me....!!

A Funny Whatsapp Indian Text Messages Idea. Dangerous Dosti... Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?" Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..." Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..." 2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..." 3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?" 1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!"

Read daily most funny and dirty Hindi jokes collection. make a funny whatsapp messages to your friend. Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya.. . Airport se usne ek Auto Liya aur hotel ki taraf gaya.. . Raste me usko ek Honda car dikhayi di.. Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN... very fast... Aage usko ek Toyota car ne over take kiya.. . Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN... very fast.. . Hotel pahuchkar usne driver se poocha kitne paise hue.. ?? . . Driver:" RS. 8000.. . . Japani:" Itne paise.. ? wo kaise.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Driver:" METER made in INDIA..... ''VERY VERY FAST.. Hum se panga... Hahaha..Hit Like If You Proud to be an Indian. .

Santa Ko Bavaseer Ho Gayi, Hakim Ne Kaha Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko Chaar Din Marham Lagaya Aur Kaha, Hakim: “Ab Kafi Theek Ho Gayi Hai, Baqi Biwi Se Lagwa Lena” Jab Agle Din Preeto Marham Lagane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Par Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lagane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha. Santa: “Tera Ek Haath Kandhay Par Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?” Preeto Boli: “Us Se Marham Laga Rahi Hoon” Santa Chonk Kar Bola: “Oh, Hakim Ki Bahan Ki Choot, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Par Hote The“

New jokes found for making a nice whatsapp messages. A Jokes With Moral A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door... A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!! Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that? Salesman: – Why Madam? Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! tongue emoticon tongue emoticon MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project or committing to client & over smartness in India can be deadly

Get daily most funny Indian, hindi, adult, funny jokes for making and whatsapp messages. Jokes On Minister Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Thi. Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha: Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?” Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar” Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha : "Kab Kab” ? Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi” Minister: “Hmm” Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi Thi” Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar” Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLA Kam the Norendro Modi Jokes Read More Faadu Hindi Jokes

Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya.... Idea Internet Network (IIN) se main bhi banana sikh gaya.... Father: Kya? Drone banana..? Son: Nahi, bewkuf banana.. ====== Girl: Tum kya karte ho ? Boy: Times of India mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia Girl: Kyu? Boy: Aisi thandi me kaun jaldi uth k paper dene jaega ?..

1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !! Girl : tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he... . . Boy : ham to khandani aashiq he, teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa raha he... !!! ==== Funny Indian Jokes एक महान आशिक़ की बात: "मैं तुमसे शादी नहीं कर सकता पर मैं तुम्हें बहुत प्यार करता हूँ।" असल मतलब: "बहन की लौड़ी, तू इतनी खूबसूरत नहीं है कि शादी कर लूँ पर इतनी बुरी भी नहीं कि बिना चोदे जाने दूँ।"? === Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!!

A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhe to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

Daily Most Funny Jokes And Messages Idea For Whatsapp. In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name... A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai..