Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Mike: Nice to meet you. I'm a retired businessman. When my store burned down, rather than rebuilding I took the insurance money and retired here. John: You know, I'm a retired businessman, too. When a flood washed away my store I took the insurance money and retired here, too. Mike is silent for a while then he asks John, "How do you start a flood?"

Girl: Samsung J7 Mex how many rupees? . Shopkeeper: 18,000 . Girl: hey poppa ray!!!! And I phone 7?? . Shopkeeper: " hey father re " + " hey father ray " + " hey father re " + " half hey poppa ray "

Selling naked leg bouquets in a baby kampā Had . People were also looking at it. . A gentleman was very sad seeing his feet. Bought the new shoe from market and said " son Lo! These shoe wear " . The boy brought out boots and worn out . His face was happily picked up. She was a gentleman who was a gentleman And he asked, " you are God? . " he delivered hands and put hands on the ears. He said, " not son, I do not God . The boy smiled and said, " then indeed, the friend of God will be the friend of God . Because I told God last night Dēdēṁ shoes that me me ". . She smiled and love her forehead The Cūmakara went to his house. . Now that gentleman knew that God's friend No hard work.. . Happiness meets you

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke. I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic.. I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience… Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it. They say real girls ain’t never perfect, perfect girls ain’t never real.

Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide.. ==== A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant... ==== Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"...

"5 Inches" A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man And Finally Got Marries With Him One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother: ‘My Husband Only Has One Foot‘. Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your Father Has Only 5 Inches‘

Get the daily most funny whatsapp messages and jokes. A Jokes On Conversation between a teacher and a student Teacher: If I give you 2 cats, and another 2, and another 2, how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher: You don't understand, if I give you 3 cats + another 3 cats how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher (sighs) : If I give you 3 apples + another 3, how many apples will you have? Student: 6 apples. Teacher: Very good, now if I give you 3 cats + another 3, how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher: Where the hell do you get 7 cats, you stupid child?! Student: Because I already have 1 cat at home, you stupid bitch! The teacher fainted Shared by: Swegger Michael Radebe

a lady went to paris,and got lost at the streets and she asked an old man for directions LADY:excuse me sir, where does this street go? . . the old man replied . . . OLD MAN:im sorry dear,i grew old here and walk this road a thousand times but i have never seen that street go anywhere..

So Cletus calls 911. Cletus: Y'all better send over an ambleance, Carli-jo's havin a heart attack! 911: We're sending them right now sir, what's your address? Cletus: We're at 352 eucalyptus street 911: I'm sorry sir, could you spell that please? Cletus: ... umm... Tell ye what, I'm gonna carry her over to Oak street, y'all can pick her up there. 

jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D

Last day find this fadu jokes on facebook. Guy friend - "Bhai, Hike pe hai?" . Me - "Nahi bhai, Bakwas hai, pehle hi bade app hain" . Hot girl - "Are you on Hike or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber and all messaging apps* Haan hun na Take my number"

Most funny hindi jokes for whatsapp messages Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Taale pe likha tha "Taale- ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, Taala khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba -alarm baja aur police aa gayi." Jate jate chor ne bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! Babu market jata- hai underwear kharidne Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai? Dokandar: Rs 600. Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages Santa and the local priest were always fighting -and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence- from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say- something for good will." The priest shook Santa's hand and -said, "I wish for you what you wish for me." "See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE...

are you on naughty mind just read my collected superb jokes for making an whatsapp messages for your friend. How do Cricket commentators define NAKED GIRL??? . . . No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully & no GRASS on the pitch but moisture under the surface!! . its really wonderful to bat on.....

Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry Someone Else, Forget Me Forever !! Funny Boyfriend: . . . . . Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi, Na Tere Jaane Ka Gam, Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi, Doosri Pata Leinge Hum

Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge, Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge. Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai. Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki, ‘USKI’ har saas ‘TUMHARI’ kamjori ban jaye. Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki ‘USKI MAA’ tumhari saas ban jaye..

Santa USA mein tha. 1 building mein aag lag gayi. Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo ko Nechey Phainko main Catch karunga. Pehle 1 Ladka aya phir ladki phir buddha phir buddhi Santa ne sab ko pakar liya. Phir 1 negro aya to Santa ne chor diya aur bola: Abey salo jo jal gye hain wo to mat fenko…!!

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary. Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.” “As you wish,” said Santa. “Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “Ok,” said Santa. “And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

The most funny Hindi jokes collection. Jokes # 01 Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!! arre haa, risky se yaad aaya, The most risky love is... Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI biwi se pyaar ..  Jokes # 02 इतनी ठण्ड में एहसास होता है कि,, ''बाल- विवाह'' का चलन बड़े बुज़ुर्गों ने बहुत सोच-समझ के ही चलाया था  Jokes # 03 एक साहब सुबह-सुबह ऑफिस जाने के लिए बस में चढ़े तो कंडक्टर ने मुस्कुराते हुए पूछा – “कल रात ठीक-ठाक घर पहुँच गए थे सर ?” साहब – “क्यों ? कल रात को मुझे क्या हुआ था ?” कंडक्टर – “टुन्न थे आप !” साहब (गुस्स...

Ladki Ke Set Hone Se Sex Karne Tak Ke 16 Nakhre: 1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo. 2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon. 3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi. 4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi. 5. Main Aa Toh Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi. 6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega. 7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai. 8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans Toh Mat Utaro. 9. OK Udaas Mat Ho... Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi. 10. Yaar Light Off Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai. 11. Ye To Bahut Bada Hai... 12. Suna Hai Pehli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai. 13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai. 14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Please Bas Karo. 15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur, Thoda Sa Aur... Zor Se.... Aaah...Aaah... Ooh... 16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do.

Ek Bona Shadi ki Raat ko Room mein Entar Hote Hi Biwi Se Bola: Chal Bakri Ban.!!! Biwi : Ye kia Bad Tameezi hai? Bona: Pagal Ye Bad Tameezi Nahi Kamre ki kundi Lagani Hai.