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Read most recent husband wife funny Hindi facebook jokes online. पति:- सब्जी आज़ ठीक नहीं बनी है... पत्नि:- चुप चाप खा लो इसी सब्जी को ! Facebook पे 612 लोगों ने लाइक किया है !👌 और 600 लोगों ने तो कॉमेंट में "यम्मी" भी लिखा है ! आपके नखरे ही अलग है ! Boyfriend Girlfriend Faadu Hindi jokes Boy-why do you girls love marriage Be... Nice to meet girl-unknown sample.. Go get recognized motherfucker... 🙄🙄 🙄🙄 Girl-why do you girls love marriage Be... The boy - anākōṇḍā is better than getting pali nagin,,,

Ek Kale Husband Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Se Suni GayiMiya Biwi Ki BaateinHusband: “Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa BhiHun Par Bacha Ek Dum Sundar Hona Chahiye”Biwi Samjhate Hue: “Dekho Ji,Choice Is Yours,Bacha Ya To Sundar Hoga Ya Tumhara Hoga“

सबसे तेज पुनर्जन्म… . . . . . . . . . . Wife: -कहाँ मर गए ??? Husband:- आया Wife - कैसी लग रही हूँ मैं? Husband - बिलकुल प्रियंका चोपडा😍 Wife (खुश होते हुए😍) - कौनसी वाली क्रिश वाली या डॉन वाली?😍 Husband - "बर्फी" वाली😜😜😜 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 #बेलन का वार बाहुबली के तलवार से भी भारी था😂

A bull was servicing the cows.. Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex? Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day. Lady looks at husband: You see? Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time? No sir it’s a different cow every time. Man looks back to wife: you see!

Wife: sunoji circus dekhne chale??? Husband : No......... I m busy Wife : Usme ek ladki ne, bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai..!!! Husband : bahut ziddi ho gayi ho....Har baat zidd karke manvati ho.. Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!! Iske Aage ki kahaani.. Husband & wife phir circus dekhne gaye. husband ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li.. Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya.. Husband : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi? Wife : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi......

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too? jisko nai samjha pogo dekh k b tumhaara kuch nai hone waala Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Say : Darling Tum Mujhe 1 Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho, Wife: Kahan se? Husband: Doooooooor se,.. Husband Wife And The Weeding Husband: honey, what do you want for ur b'day? Wife: Can you buy me a GIRAFFE ? Husband: don't be ridiculous... Ask for something manageable? Wife: Can you stop drinking ??? Next Day

At late night wife's mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakens his wife. Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful??? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.. 

Question asked from a husband: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? Husband Replied: The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.. 

Most Funny whatsapp picture and Hindi online faadu jokes for Your friend. Wife- Suno, aaj mujhe seene mein dard utha! Hus- Toh Doctor ko dikhaya? Wife- Haan Dikhaya Hus- Kya Bola ? Wife- Bola... Wowwww.. !!!!

Why husbands avoid questions! WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No... Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married? Husband: Of course i do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again... Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...? Husband: Yes, it's a great house. Wife: Would you let her drive my car ? Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear . Wife: Would you give her my jewelry? Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own.. Wife: Would she wear my shoes..? Husband: No, her size is '5' Wife: --silence- Husband: 'shiiit'...!!!

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana, . Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai, . Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe, Kaamchor ho, . . . Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo, . Tumhe nahi milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi, . Husband shocked!

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? . Husband:- Kya? . Wife:- Wo Sharma Ji Ki Beti, . Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi. . Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya? . Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya