Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek larki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi. achanak larki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?” “Kyun nahi” , larke ne bare fakher se kaha. . . . . . . Larki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo Mentos idea- Rah chalte agr koi ladki kisi ladke ko bhai bol de, to Socho kya karana chahiye ? ? ? ? Socho socho ? ? simple yar use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo"yahan kahan ghum rhi hai? Chal ghar" GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe apne ap, jb mai chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi ) BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka GF: tm serious kb hoge BF: ab kya hospital mai admit hojaun serious hone k liye GF: go to hell BF: dnt cal me again . AFTER 3 HOURS . GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love u my baby BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv u tooo GF: itna sad kyn sound kara? READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA! . prsnl xperie...

Boy: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho?? Girl: Movie Dekh Rahi Hun. Boy: Kon Si ?? Girl: LooTera Boy: Lele ;-) Blocked.. :-( Hahhahaha Lady to DOCTOR:- mujhe Thakan bahut hoti hai. DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho? Lady - daily. DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo. Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu? शादी के दो दिन बाद दुल्हा,जहाँ उसकी पत्नी को दुल्हन बनाया गया उस ब्यूटी पार्लर पर गया और पार्लर वाली मैडम को आयफोन 7 का डिब्बा खुबसूरत पैकिंग में तोहफे के तौर पर दिया...मैडम ने शुक्रिया अदा किया और ख़ुशी ख़ुशी डिब्बे को खोला तो अंदर से नोकिया 1100 निकला जिसके निचे चिट्ठी रखी हुई थी जिसपर लिखा था Ek Ladka Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.. . Ladki: Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya.? . Ladka: Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par DO*dh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hoon.. :-D

Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..? Boy: No. Girl: Kyo? Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli. Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya. Jab taklif hui to Behan royi, Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya. Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..! Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!

GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu.. kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? . Bol mela baby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai? 

GirLFriend:-Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho BoyFriend:-BoLo Kya Karu GirLFriend:-Chand Todh Ke La Sakte Ho? BoyFrined:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke Manayenge;-( Next jokes

Read most funny Indian girlfriend jokes. Boy 2 his gf:Kaash me tumhe dekhu,Jb tum kapde Utaro,..Jo dale the TaaR pe sukhne k liye,..Aur Tum Haath me pakdo mera.."Haath"Fir kaho,Mene Tumhare liye kholiHuiHai apni-.."Baahe"Ab to lelo meri.."Har Khushi"Or mujhe dedo apna.."Har Gum"Fir me dhire se kholu tumhari.."Eyes" aur kahuDekh kitna Bada h mera..."DIL"Fir me Tumhari Tango ko Uthau or daluapna..."LUND"Bhai,Har baar majak nahi hota. BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preseving it for my future wife!

Girlfriend-कौन हो तुम? Boyfriend-हसरत तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-क्या देखते हो? Boyfriend-सूरत तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-करते हो क्या? Boyfriend-पूजा तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-फ़क़ीर हो क्या? Boyfriend-जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-क्या चाहते हो? Boyfriend-मोहब्बत तुम्हारी. Girlfriend-पछताओगे ? Boyfriend-किस्मत हमारी. Girlfriend-मैरिड हूँ मै !!. Boyfriend-पहले ही बक देती "मनहूस नारी" एनर्जी वेस्ट कर दी हमारी.

#Jokes GIRLFriend: Me Shadi k Bad tumhare Sare dukh Baant lu gi. BOYFriend: Mgar Mujhy to Koi dukh ni ha. GIRLFriend: Me shadi ke Baad ki baat Kar rahi hun, Pagal. #Jokes BOYFriend: Ro Q rehi ho? GIRLFriend: Mere Marks kum aye hain. BOYFriend: kitne.? GIRLFriend: Sirf 91% BOYFriend: ufff, Itne mai to 3 larkay Pas ho Jatey Hain.!!

Boy-Cinema chale Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ? Boy-No G-Mera hath pkdoge B-No, G-Mujhe kis karoge, B-No G-To apni behen k sath chale jao -

Girlfriend :"Last night I had a dream of you." Boyfriend (got excited):"Maine ­ kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" Girlfriend replied :"We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fel in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." Boyfriend (with luv):"I was searching for you, na ? Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"

Boyfriend Girlfriend Latest Faadu Jokes Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.UskePaas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal Diya, Aur Jor jorSe Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho” Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya. . Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop Khatm Ho Gaya.. boyfriend girlfriend jokes boyfriend girlfriend jokes

Boyfriend : Me tumhe gale laga sakta hu without touching! Girlfriend : Impossible...!!! Boyfriend : Lagi shart Pepsi ki ?? Girlfriend : Ok! (Boy ne zor se gallay lgaya...!) Girlfriend : Hey! You touched me! Boyfriend : Haan to laa raha hoon na pepsi, ro kyun rahi ho...!

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant! Boyfrned: Are You Sure, Ye Mera Bachcha Hai. Girlfriend Rone Lagi Aur Boli: Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega...???

SONU; Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_? MONU; Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki > Mai Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”

Girlfriend to me . Gf: jaanu aajkal na tumhe meri yaad hi nahi aati . . . my ans: Jabse fb pe admin bana hu raat ko khaayi hui sabji yaad nhi aati tumhari kya khak yaad aayegi . Yaaro tumhe Entertain krne k liye din raat mehnat karte hai hum, free ka ek like to kiya karo