Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

एक पति ने अपनी पत्नी को कहा कि मैं सेकण्ड वाइफ के यहाँ खाना खाने जा रहा हूँ। पत्नी ने उसको धुन दिया, पति ICU में है। संलग्न फोटो देखकर आप ही बताइए कि पति ने क्या गलत कहा? A husband asked his wife said, " I am second wife's food. It will be a wife, husband in ICU. Attached Photo you see that the husband has said wats wrong?

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. "Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for."

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''   Some Short English One Liner Jokes A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything'' Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.       A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?'' A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''     The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my dr...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.

After massive demand from all husbands.......... A new app called. "Darr" is launched in iphone 6..... You just say..... 'Wife'.. and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats,, shuts down all games, and deletes chat history! and best above all, Last but not the least.... it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper....