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Faadu Dirty Jokes On Student - Whatsapp Group Messages

The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st Anatomy Class, They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a Real Dead Dog, .. The Professor put His Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it in His own Mouth, Then He asked the Students to do the Same, The students Hesitated for several Minutes, But atlast EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it, . . When everyone finished, The Professor looked at Them & Said: The most important Quality is 'Observation' . . I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST Finger, Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention" .. All Students shouted....haramkhor kamina.......saala kutta

Two Faadu Hindi Jokes On New Boys And Girls Conversation

Read new and updated faadu Hindi jokes messages for whatsapp. GIRL- Xcuse me brother, thats my seat .. BOY- Ok, But Im not ur brother. My DAD never fuckd ur MOM .. !!! GIRL- True, but my DAD fuckd ur MOM .. !!! MORAL: Ladkiya bhi ab madrchod ho gyi hain .. �� ~Ek aur Suno~ �� Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya. GF ne mahnge item order kiye. Ladka: "Maa ke ghar bhi yehi khaati hai" ..? GF: "Maa dinner ke baad meri chaddi nhi utarti ..... Moral-Ladkiyan wakai madarchod ho gayi hai

Faadu Hindi Dirty Jokes - Miss Understanding

Miss Understanding Ka Ajab Namuna : Maun Vrat Ke Din Wife Husband Ko Boobs Hila Hila Ke Dikha Rahi Thi.. To Husband Lund Hila Ke Dikhane Laga Wife Gusse Me : Mera Matlab Hai Dudhwaia Kab Ayega?? Husband : Tujhe Kya Laga Pagli Mera Matlab Hai 1 Ghante Me !! Moral : Maa Chud Gyi Maun Vart Ki....!!! Faadu Jokes

Funny Hindi Faadu Jokes - Best Dirty Collection

Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,.. POOR man-Mere pas beta hai, . . jiski Girfriend Teri beti hai... ================= BOY : Hey babby,what's ur name? Girl: Dhakka maaro baap ko..!! Boy: what?? Girl: Matlab 'PUSH PAA'..!! ================= Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi hai Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya hai.. ================= Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai?? Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho, Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..

Killer Faadu Hindi Shayari For Whatsapp Messages - Most Read

Killer shayaris Most Read Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited... 1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre 2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain, 12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi QualisChala raha hain 3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman. 4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni" 5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber 6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari.. Dial 139 for railway enquiry. 7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marneka khauf.. The number you are trying is currently switched off. 8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo. Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur lagalo. 9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... Cameraman Aditya ke saath Arshad Raza AAJ TAK..... Vish..

Funny Hindi Jokes On Girlfriend

"Es Jyada Bezzati Or Kya Hogi" 1st Frnd:" Oye,Dekh teri girlfriend ko Saanp kaat rha hai, kuch to kar???? . . . . . . . . . . 2nd Frnd: "Abe wo kaat nhi rha.. Uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gya hai to wo RECHARGE karwane aaya hai... Ha ha Read More Girlfriend Jokes In Hindi

Ek Totla Taxi Drivr Faadu Hindi Jokes 23 June 2015

Ek Totla Taxi Drivr 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.. . . Policewala- Ladkiyon ko le k kaha ja rhe ho ? TOTLA- Chodne !! . POLICE- Kya bakwas hai ye ? . TOTLA- Ek ko park me chodna hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai.. Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kr rahe ho..? . TOTLA-Tum chup raho nahi to tumhe yahi chod dunga. . . =)) Hey taxi jokes

Faadu Indian Dirty Jokes - Japani In India

Read daily most funny and dirty Hindi jokes collection. make a funny whatsapp messages to your friend. Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya.. . Airport se usne ek Auto Liya aur hotel ki taraf gaya.. . Raste me usko ek Honda car dikhayi di.. Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN... very fast... Aage usko ek Toyota car ne over take kiya.. . Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN... very fast.. . Hotel pahuchkar usne driver se poocha kitne paise hue.. ?? . . Driver:" RS. 8000.. . . Japani:" Itne paise.. ? wo kaise.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Driver:" METER made in INDIA..... ''VERY VERY FAST.. Hum se panga... Hahaha..Hit Like If You Proud to be an Indian. .

Pappu And Sales Girls Dirty Faadu Hindi Jokes

Get daily most faadu and dirty Hindi non veg jokes. Pappu:" Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.. . . SALES GIRL:" Kya aapke paas Kutta hai..??? . . Pappu:" Ha ghar pe hai.. . . SALES GIRL:" Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo.. . . NEXT DAY Pappu:" Mujhe Cat Food lena hai . . SALES GIRL:" Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dikhao.. . . 3 din baad Pappu bag le ke store aaya aur bola:" Bag me hath dal ke saboot dekh lo.. . . SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:" Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??? . . Pappu:" Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj "TOILET PAPER" lena hai... ;-D

Faadu Hindi Jokes In Hindi - Dirty Collection

Get daily most funny Hindi online jokes for making a faadu whatsapp messages. एक हाईकोर्ट के वकील की कार देर रात शहर से बहुत दूर ख़राब हो गई तो वह वकील पास ही एक फॉर्म हाऊस देखकर वहाँ मदद की आशा से गया। वहाँ एक सुंदर औरत रहती थी, उस औरत ने कहा- मैं यहाँ अकेली रहती हूँ, गैराज खुलने का सुबह तक इंतजार करना पड़ेगा ! वकील- तो ठीक है, इन हालात में मैं आपसे निवेदन करता हूँ कि मुझे यहाँ रातभर रहने के लिए स्थान दें ! सुंदर औरत- लेकिन सर, मैं यहाँ अकेली हूँ। वकील- डरने की कोई बात नहीं, आखिर मैं हाईकोर्ट का वकील हूँ ! सुंदर औरत- लेकिन सर यहां सिर्फ एक ही बेडरुम है ! “डरने की कोई बात नही आखिर मैं हाईकोर्ट का वकील हूँ।” वे दोनों बेडरुम की तरफ गए और उस स्त्री ने कहा- लेकिन सर यहाँ तो सिर्फ एक ही बेड है। “डरने की कोई बात नहीं, आखिर मैं हाईकोर्ट का वकील हूँ !” इसलिए वे रात को एक ही बेड पर एक दूसरे की तरफ पीठ कर एक ही बेड पर सो गए ! सुबह जागने के बाद जब वकील ने उस स्त्री के साथ फॉर्म हाऊस के परिसर में एक चक्कर लगाया... एक जगह उसे मुर्गों का एक बाड़ा दिखा। नजदीक जाकर देखने के बाद

Funny Indian Jokes On Santa 20 June 2015

Santa Ko Bavaseer Ho Gayi, Hakim Ne Kaha Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko Chaar Din Marham Lagaya Aur Kaha, Hakim: “Ab Kafi Theek Ho Gayi Hai, Baqi Biwi Se Lagwa Lena” Jab Agle Din Preeto Marham Lagane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Par Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lagane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha. Santa: “Tera Ek Haath Kandhay Par Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?” Preeto Boli: “Us Se Marham Laga Rahi Hoon” Santa Chonk Kar Bola: “Oh, Hakim Ki Bahan Ki Choot, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Par Hote The“

Funny English Jokes On Husband Wife

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too? jisko nai samjha pogo dekh k b tumhaara kuch nai hone waala Husband Wife Jokes

Faadu Hindi Jokes On Pappu 16 June 2015

Papa: Result ka kya hua ?? . Child: 1 Gud news hai aur 1 Bad news. . Papa: Phele gud news batao. . Child: Mai pass ho gaya. Papa: Great, aur bad news ?? . . . Child: Gud news galat hai... grin emoticon tongue emoticon Pappu and His Girlfriend Jokes

Faadu Hindi Pappu Jokes - Indian Jokes

latest Faadu Indian jokes and whatsapp messages collection. Pappu USA se apni Mumy ko phone karta hai. . Pappu: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai. . AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA.. Pappu: kyo AMMI . Ammi: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga, Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko, NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko, Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko, Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko, Tere MOUSA se Muje, Muj se hamare DRIVER ko, Driver se teri Behen ko Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega! Tuje mera vasta Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mataana... . Que:- kya papu gao ko bcha payega ?? Pappu rocks hindi jokes Cmnts Plz Read Husband Wife Hindi Faadu Jokes

Dirty Hindi Jokes - Jokes On Pappu

Most Funny Indian Faadu Jokes collection. Pappu ka Right side ka TATTA (boll) kat gaya doctor ne uske mitti ka laga diya After 2 months Pappu- o behn ke lode doctor nikal bahar teri maa chod duga, tune mitti ka tatta laga diya. Doctor- O bhenchod tere ko kaise pata chala? Pappu- Madarchod pata to chal hi jana tha LEFT side me baal nikal rahe hai right side me GHAS nikal rahi hai. Dirty Jokes: Pappu Vs Girl

Dirty Hindi Jokes - Whatsapp Faadu Messages

Hindi faadu jokes messages for whatsapp Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di. Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli Biwi: “ Tum Pagal Ho Kya, Ek Darjan Vo Bhi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Kyu Khareedi, Log Samjhenge Ke Main Bra Change Nahi Karti” Husband Muskurate Huye: “Kaun Log?“ Faadu Hindi jokes Read More Faadu Hindi Jokes Jokes

Dirty Hindi Jokes - 2015 Ka Sabse Kameena Bacha

2015 ka sabse kameena bacha - dirty hindi faadu jokes Child: Uncle suji h? Uncle: Nahi hai beta.. Child: To dukan kya gand marwane k liye khol rakhi h? After some days again the child goes at that shop.. Child: Uncle suji h? Uncle: Haan, beta h.. Child: Itna gand kyu marwayi ki sooj gayi.. Read more faadu hindi jokes

Husband Wife Faadu Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp 12 June 2015

Husband Wife Say : Darling Tum Mujhe 1 Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho, Wife: Kahan se? Husband: Doooooooor se,.. Husband Wife And The Weeding Husband: honey, what do you want for ur b'day? Wife: Can you buy me a GIRAFFE ? Husband: don't be ridiculous... Ask for something manageable? Wife: Can you stop drinking ??? Next Day

Funny CEO Jokes - Faadu Hindi Jokes Collection

Get latest most funny jokes on CEO A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said: Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast.. CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking??? Trainee: No!!! CEO: I’m The CEO Of This Company… Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking??? Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No… Trainee: Thank God!!! (Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.) 

Faadu Hindi Jokes - Non Veg Picture Jokes

Pata hai hum "CHLORMINT" kyu khate hai.? Qki. 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch "50 paise me" nahi aati. Ab dubara mat puchna. . ============== ============== Maths Ki Teacher- 1 Me 2 Daalo To Kya Hoga? . . . . . . Ladki- Medam Ye To AAP Ki Capecity Hai Humari To Ek Me Jaan Nikal Jati Hai . ==============

Funny Jokes With Moral - Indian Jokes - English Version

New jokes found for making a nice whatsapp messages. A Jokes With Moral A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door... A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!! Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that? Salesman: – Why Madam? Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! tongue emoticon tongue emoticon MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project or committing to client & over smartness in India can be deadly

Faadu Sardar Hindi New Jokes - New Job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright... Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Hilarious Faadu Hindi Jokes 08 June 2015

Latest most faadu Hindi online daily jokes. Ek baar railway-station par 1 budha aadmi baitha train ka intejaar kar rha tha.. . Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhe se pucha: “ancle, time kya hua hai...?? Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..” Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi to hai. Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..? Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..! Pappu: “par kyu..? Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time bata dunga to tum mujhe thanx bologe aur apna name bataoge.. Phir tum mera name, kaam puchoge. Phir shayad hum log apas me aur bhi baat krne lage, Hum 2nome jaan- pehchan ho jayegi to shayad train aane par tum bagal wali seat par baitho. Fir shayad tum bhi usi staion par utro jaha mujhe utarna hai. Waha meri beti, jo bahut khoobsurathai, mujhe lene station aayegi. Tum mere saath hi hoge to pakka tum use dekhoge.. wo bhi tumko dekhegi shayad tum 2no ek dusre ko dil de baitho aur shadi krne ki jid krne lago. Isliye bhai, mujhe maaf karo.! Mujhe aisa kangaal d

Superb Awekand Faadu Hindi Jokes 06 June 2015

Collection of most faadu hindi jokes . some messages idea for whatsapp. all time best Hindi non veg jokes. Jokes On Ek faqir tha. Bhik mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha. Sab namazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila. Wo fir church gaya. Fir mandir aur fir gurudware. Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya. Aakhir 1 bear bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya... Faqeer bola. "Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho... Hindi Funny Jokes Husband Wife Faadu Hindi Jokes Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!!!

The Ultimate Bewda Faadu Hindi Jokes 02 June 2015

Get daily most funny Hindi jokes, faadu jokes, adult whatsapp messages and more. Jokes On Bewda Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke Puchh raha tha. .. Bewda ='Teri Dukaan kab Khulegi?' .. Dukaandaar = Subhah 9 baje. .. Bewda ='Teri Dukaan kab Khulegi?. .. Dukaandaar = 9 baje. .. Fir se phone karke Bewda E bhai Teri Dukaan kab Khulegi.' .. Dukaandaar = abe bewde Kitni baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah 9 baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat Karna... .... Bewda ='Are,Mein Dukaan Ke, Andar Se hi Bol Raha Hu.. Cute Bewdi Read More Jokes On Minister Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Sexy Hindi Jokes On Indian Minister

Get daily most funny Indian, hindi, adult, funny jokes for making and whatsapp messages. Jokes On Minister Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Thi. Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha: Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?” Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar” Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha : "Kab Kab” ? Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi” Minister: “Hmm” Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi Thi” Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar” Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLA Kam the Norendro Modi Jokes Read More Faadu Hindi Jokes