Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Girl :- Aaj bahot garmi hai mann kar raha hai fan ke niche leti rahu .... Boy :- Tera sabse bada fan toh me hi hu ...😎 **Blocked** tongue emoticon tongue emoticon from our Fan : ==== Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: “Jiju Meri Frock Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai” Jija Ne Jhuk Ke Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: “Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo” Sali: “Ha ha Ha April Fool, Jiju“.!!

1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya... Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai' Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa Daag Itne Ache Hai To Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai

Hilarious One Jokes In Hindi A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?" "No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching you." "Hide it? where?" asked the guy," I saw them search you too." "I slipped it into my... a... my . . .um.... pee pee place." said the girl shyly. "Damn!" swore the guy, "If only your mother were here, we could have saved my motor bike!!"

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari.. Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to ma chod denge tumhari.. Honey singh: ok bye ======== इंसान कितना भी गोरा रहे उसकी एक चीज़ हमेशा काली रहती है..... परछाई ं ======== Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Lekin Taqdir To Dekho… Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya ======== 18 year ki Ladki pregnent ho gayi......... . MAA chillai:" Kon tha wo.. ?? abhi usey bulao" . 30 mint baad un ke ghar ke bahar 1 bahot mehngi car ruki..🚘🚘🚘🚘 . . 1 ladka utra jis ne bahut keemti suit pehan rakha tha Kehne Laga: . " Mujhe aapki beti ne bataya hai k masla ho gaya hai mai is se shadi to nai kar sakta lakin agar: "Beti paida hui to me 1 crore Rs. aur 1 ghar isko dunga Beta paida hua to 2 crore Rs or 1 ghar dunga Lakin Agar mi...

In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya… Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya…! (Allama Iqbal) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, ” Dosto” Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai…!!!:- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A man loved his wife sincerely & never desired any other female… . , .. . ? For more jokes, stay in touch with me! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;; Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay…

The most funny jokes which can be use an very naughty insulting whatsapp messages. Super hit insult.. Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho tu tum kia chaho gay? Husband: Off course Sex Or baki k 29 Minutes? Naughty insulting whatsapp messages idea English Message: Super Hit Insult Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do? Husband: Off course sex Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?

Adult Funny Jokes Medical science proved k Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy. But Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon. Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy. Adult Funny Whatsapp Messages Advise to all the girls…. Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies… And.. Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

Get the most funny Hindi Jokes and find a Comic Whatsapp Messages. Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien? Boy: 22 December Girl: Koi khaas wajah? Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..