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Santa Banta Faadu Hindi Online Jokes

Santa Kisi Kaam Se Apni Biwi Ke Office Jata Hai. Bina Kisi Se Pemission Liye Wo Sidha Uske Cabin Mein Chala Jata Hai Waha Dekhta Hai Ki Uski Patni Apne Boss Ki Godh Mein Bethi Hai. Aisa Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Apni Patni Preeto Se Bola. Santa: “ Chal Ghar Chal Preeto, Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna Chahiye Jahaan Staff Ke Baithne Ke Liye Ek Chair Bhi Na Ho“

Grand Faadu Hindi Jokes: Dirty Talking Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..? Boy: No. Girl: Kyo? Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli. Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya. Jab taklif hui to Behan royi, Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya. Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..! Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!

Faadu Daily Hindi Jokes 27 June 2016

Use barish achhi lagti thi, aur mujhe barish me wo… Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo… Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur… Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!! Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun. Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein. . . . Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe. Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!

Remembering Young Time: Faadu Hindi Jokes

Ek kutti ki 5 kutte mil kar le rahe the.. Ek aurat apni beti ke sath baith kar unhe dekh rahi thi n achanak si aurat hass padhi. Beti: kya hua mom….??? Mom: kuch nahi beti bas yu hi jawani ke din yaad aa gaye.

Best Naughty English Jokes: Husband Wife

A bull was servicing the cows.. Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex? Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day. Lady looks at husband: You see? Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time? No sir it’s a different cow every time. Man looks back to wife: you see!

Shadi Ki Raat: Suhag Raat Faadu Hindi Jokes

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se: Begam Ejazat hai? Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai. Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya. Biwi bimar ho gayi Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya, Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola: Achha Ji, Ejazat hai? Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena MAA CH*D dega !

Daily Adult Faadu Hindi Jokes 15 June 2016

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota. Dr.: Ru married? NO Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

Biwi Ho Toh Aisi Faadu Adult Hindi Jokes

Funny Picture Husband and Biwi Biwi Ho Toh Aisi! Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad bana ke rakha hai. Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain. Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai. Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...! Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!" 

Faadu Hindi Jokes: Must Read This One

Faadu Joke........ (Must Read) Ek NRI India Ghumne Aaya Aur Usne Tea- Stall Par Jakar Ek Chai Order Ki. NRI Ko Ek Chhota Ladka Chai Dene Aaya, Jisne Chai Ke Cup Ko Peene Wale Hisse Se Andar Ki Taraf Se Pakda Hua Tha. NRI Ne Chai Ka Ek Ghoot Piya Aur Bola: “Tum Log Kab Sudhroge? Chai Is Tarah Nahi Pakadte, Ungli Nahi Doobate Chai Mein” Ladka: “Sahab Ungli Mein Dard Hai, Dr. Ne Senkne Ke Liye Kaha Tha” NRI Gusse Se Bola: “Chutiye Apne Pichwade Mein Rakh Ungli, Wahaan Sabse Jayada Senk Milega” Ladka: “Sahab Abhi Tak Udhar Hi Thi, Aapke Order Ke Baad Nikalni Padi“ ...