Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Some funny Hindi short jokes in Hindi language.  निगाहे 👀 आज भी ढुंढ रही है...उस महान कमीने को😖 जिसने बरसों पहले कहा था,....... "इंटरनेट का अविष्कार,.....लोगों का समय बचाएगा" पोते को सिगरेट पीते देख . दादा बोला- आज कल के बच्चों के संस्कार जाने कहाँ चले गए ह . . . उम्र में इनसे बड़ा आदमी बराबर में खड़ा है, पूछते भी नही आज कल वो एयरटेल वाली लड़की नज़र नहीं आ रही है.... सुना है वो भी रिलायंस जिओ की लाइन में लगी है । बोहोत कम लोग जानते हैं कि.. "जा.. जा.. बोहोत देखे तेरे जैसे..! "ये कहना सबसे पहले चीन की लडकियों ने शुरू किया था..! केजरीवाल जी:-बिस्कुट देना भाईसाब 😋 दुकानदार :-साहब,गुड डे दे दूँ क्या ? केजरीवाल :-गुड डे यानी अच्छे दिन 😮 तेरी बहन का राशन कार्ड बनाऊँ साले सब के सब मोदी के एजेंट है

In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! -------------------------- Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity! -------------------------- Define contraceptive pill? It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy. -------------------------- Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand Stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 2 inches, she was brand new. -------------------------- What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery? Skill is more important than the instrument... -------------------------- The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced Them to : Hang Till Death ! -------------------------- A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury. Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks. The manager calls up the newspaper and ob...

Hilarious One Jokes In Hindi A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?" "No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching you." "Hide it? where?" asked the guy," I saw them search you too." "I slipped it into my... a... my . . .um.... pee pee place." said the girl shyly. "Damn!" swore the guy, "If only your mother were here, we could have saved my motor bike!!"

बादाम खाने से अक्ल आती है. धोखे खाने से भी अक्ल आती है,.. .. तो सोचो . बादाम धो के खाने से कितनी अक्ल आती होगी? વિચારો વિચારો ======= Hus:Agar tumhe kuch ho jata to mein pagal ho jaata! Wf: Dusri shaadi to nahin karogey na? Hus:Pagal ka kya hai,Pagal to kuch bi kar sakta hai ======= Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha, Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees” Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye.