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Hilarious Sardar Ji Jokes In Hindi 31 Dec 2014

Sardar: Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda Judge: Keya Kehti Thi Maa? Sardar: Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan. Angraiz: Muje Sardar bana do Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga Angrz:ok Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia Angrz hosh ma aa k bola: A laka naswar rawra

Double Meaning Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages 28 Dec 2014

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.. Old man: Bete, kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..? Boy: Nahi, Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE… a funny whatsapp messages on funny hindi jokes

Double Meaning Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages 28 Dec 2014

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.. Old man: Bete, kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..? Boy: Nahi, Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE… a funny whatsapp messages on funny hindi jokes

Sonu Funny Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp 27 Dec 2014

SONU; Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_? MONU; Mai Ye”Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki > Mai Sote Hue”KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?”

Funny Jokes On Whatsapp In Hindi 25 Dec 2014

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye baitha tha.. a funny whatsapp messages

Funny Hindi Jokes 18 Dec 2014

Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha: TumNe 50 Aadmi Q Maare…?? . Ladki: – Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se Car Chala Rahi Thi, . Achanak Pata Laga Ke Break Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe The Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kise Maarti…?? . Police: – 2Aadmiyon Ko Maarti, TaaKi Nuksan Kam Hota . LADKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi KiyaTha, . . . . . . Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa gaya aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga main kya krti ..

Sexy Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages For Friend

X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi To uper chade ladke ne puchha Ladka-kya hua? Callgirl-jaldi kar Be, Bahar aur bhi hain Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.

18+ Hindi Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages 16 Dec 2014

Get the online best funny Hindi jokes and whatsapp messages to your friend. this time some 18+ non veg jokes collection. Beta Baap say : mujhae bilo say hi shadi karni hai.Baap, beta woh do number hai woh taxi hai Beta : too kiya hoa apna chota sa to gaoon hai kitni chali hogi QUE : whats the xtreme of innocence ? ANS : A teen-ager girl applying clearacil cream to her nipples thinking them as pimples Abbreviations: PIA = pain in ass USA = Under skirts activities PUMA = press untill milk arrive ARAB = after rape apply balm CUBA = caught under bra area Tutor asked : which part of the body goes to heaven first ? A kid replys : feet,coz every night i see mom her feet up high & screaming oh god i m coming WOMAN : plz teach me how to play tennis PRO : sure! hold the racquet the way u hold ur husband`s penis WOMAN : ok! PRO : mam plz take the racquet out of ur mouth! School se nikalte hee kitaboon ko seenay se laga leti hoo Hum kya mar gaye hain jo

Labon Ki Sersarahat Hindi Shayari For Your GIrlfriend

Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata’ain hon. Na ho kuch baat kehne ko. Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun. K meri saans ruk jaye. Na himmat tujh main ho baqi. Na himmat mujh main ho baqi. Magar itna qareeb aaoun. K meri saans ruk Jaye. Tere honton pe jab rakhoon. Main apny hont kuch aise. Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye. YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

Horriable Hindi Adult Jokes From Whatsapp Messages

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Hindi jokes on wife Lalu ne Deepika se I love u kaha aur gir pade, . Phir uthe I love u bola, aur fir gir pade, . Deepika: "yE kya hai? . . . . . . . . . . Lalu: "Dekhti nahi ka Sasuri, I'm falling in love -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..?? Socho Socho . . . “Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..?? Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM? To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga? Bajate raho.

Superb Funny Hindi Whatsapp Messages

Yeh ladki Uffff Ya Allah ItnI sundar Haye ItnI smart Oye hoye ItnI mast Haye main mar janwan ItnI cute Itni IntellIgent ItnI lovable Aur kItnI sweet hai WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai. Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai. eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

Sexy Hindi Jokes Humor: Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi GOLU Ne Window Se Dekha, Socho GOLU Kya Bola Hoga? Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye… whats is breakup funny Hindi jokes

Killar Hindi Jokes: Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai

Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha, Principal entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai? 4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara Get the latest funny Hindi picture

Santa Hindi Adult Jokes Whatsapp Sexy Messages

Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo: Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain. Pappu: Shit! I’m Late. Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home. Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.

Naughty Whatsapp Messages For Your Girlfriend In Hindi Jokes

Kaun kaheta hai Akele aaye they.. Akele jayenge.. Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta.. Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta… Funny Whatsapp Hindi Picture Messages Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy! Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do? Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach. :-P

Funny Girlfriend Jokes In Hindi - Whatsapp Messages

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:- Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam.. . . . Branded T-Shirt hai.. Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! truth of girls funny hindi jokes Jokes time. Truth about Indian Girls profile picture mein Aishwarya real life mein Jayasurya

Sexy Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp Messages

Boy During Sex: Q na hum shadi kar len, Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gay. Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo, Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo. Happy Mazdoor Day. Hindi Jokes

Adult Funny Whatsapp Messages On Santa

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki Ijjat lut li!! Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon, Istri garam hai, Maar lo!