Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Sonakshi Sinha knocks on Pappu 's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? Pappu : Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha Bhakt: “ Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai? ” Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole Baba Ji: “ Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota “ Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: “ Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho“ Vakeel: “ Tum Chinta Mat Karo “ Court Ke Baad Mujrim: “ Kya Hua? “ Pathan: “ Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi“

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: “ Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho“ Vakeel: “ Tum Chinta Mat Karo “ Court Ke Baad Mujrim: “ Kya Hua? “ Pathan: “ Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi“

Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya, Saari Ladies Mar Gayi, Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye, Santa Do Ghante Roya, Kyun? Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

Callgirl marwadi ke ghar se rote hue nikli, kisi ne pucha kya hua, Paise nahi diye kya kanjuso ne? Callgirl: Paise? Zaalimo ne chai tak mere dudh se Banayi.. ................... ......................... 1. Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha, Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka. Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya, Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo, Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E- Shabaab Ka Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai, Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka. Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka