I Love hindi non veg jokes and some adult funny jokes. we have a whastapp Hindi non veg jokes group. From there i made a list of top Hindi dirty jokes.
Texi Wala-Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya
Tha. . !
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu. ?
Santa- Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya
Hu. . :D :P
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Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi
Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola
Ladka: “ Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro ”
Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Romance Kiya
romance Ke Baad Ladka Bola: “ AbJaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo ”
Ladki: “ Kyu?, Kya Hua ”
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Ladka: “ Dulha Aane Wala Hai “:xD:P
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Ladka Exam Hall me
pareshan tha
Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he?
Boy:
Nahi sir,
main to soch raha hu is qustn ka
ans
kis jeb me hai?
Texi Wala-Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya
Tha. . !
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu. ?
Santa- Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya
Hu. . :D :P
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Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi
Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola
Ladka: “ Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro ”
Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Romance Kiya
romance Ke Baad Ladka Bola: “ AbJaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo ”
Ladki: “ Kyu?, Kya Hua ”
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Ladka: “ Dulha Aane Wala Hai “:xD:P
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Ladka Exam Hall me
pareshan tha
Sir:Kya hua?
Qustn papr
mushkil he?
Boy:
Nahi sir,
main to soch raha hu is qustn ka
ans
kis jeb me hai?
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Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !
Reportar ne usse pucha : ye sab kaise hua?
Sardar : jaise hi anouncement hua ki shatabdi express platform no. 2 par aa rahi hai sab platform se utarkar apni jaan bachane patri par aa gaye, lekin train patri par aa gayi aur sab mar gaye,
Reportar : yani aap samajdar sardar nikle jo patri par nahi utare.
Sardar : ji nahi me to suicide karne aya tha anouncement sunkar patri se hatkar platform par let gaya tha.
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Pati Apni Patni Ki Bra Khol Kar Left
Boobs Ke Uppar Ek Batak Bana Kar Bola.
Pati: “Main Teen-Chaar Din Ke Liye
Bahar Ja Raha Hoon, Agar Mujhe Aane
Pe Ye Batak Nahi Dikhi To Teri Kher
Nahi?”
Do Din Baad Patni Apne Boyfriend Ko
Bula Leti Hai Aur Tasalli Bhaksh
Chudvati Hai,
Par Is Thoka Thukayi Ke Chakkar Mein
Batakh Mitt Jati Hai.
To Jaldbazi Mein Boy-Friend Ne Uske
Right Boob Pe Batkah Bana Di.
Agle Din Uska Pati Ghar Vaapis Aata Hai
Aur Aate Hi Uske Kapde Utaar Ke Boobs
Check Karta Hai Aur Right Pe Batkah Ko
Dekh Ke Gusse Se Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Right Pe Kaise Aa Gayi?”
Patni Muskurate Hue Boli: “Ji Wo Main
Naha Rahi Thi To Tairte-Tairte Left Se
Right Mein Aa Gayi Hogi“
xD
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Santa Rockss ;-) ;-D
Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Santa:1-2 min Dekhenge
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Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,Wrna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!:
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Boy to girl while having sex
"Oh baby..you taste so sweet...your skin is so creamy....your lips are so spicy. .
Your nipples are so bitter..your pussy is so salty..."
Girl :"chodu...tu chodne aaya hai ki khana khane...
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Pintu Pappu Ki Wedding Main: Are pappu Ye Bhabhi Gumsum Kyun Hai, Koi Muskaan Nahi Hai, Koi Tenshion Hai Kya??
Funny Pappu: Haan Yaar Isne Iske Baap Se Lipistick Laane Ke Liye Kaha Tha, saale Ganje Ne
Fevistick Laakar Pakda Di
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KG Teacher: What comes before "K"? 😃
Pappu (Instantly): "Bhosdi" ☺
Teacher: "Get out...!" 😡
Pappu (walking out of class, murmuring): Shayad answer "Chutmarani" hoga...!😂😂😂😂😂
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Very funny non veg jokes bro
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