Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:
No...
Wife:
Why not?
Don't you like being married?
Husband:
Of course i do.
Wife:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife:
Would you live in our house with
your
new Wife...?
Husband:
Yes, it's a great house.
Wife:
Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband:
Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife:
Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband:
No..
I am sure she would want her
own..
Wife:
Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband:
No, her size is '5'
Wife:
--silence-
Husband:
'shiiit'...!!!
WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:
No...
Wife:
Why not?
Don't you like being married?
Husband:
Of course i do.
Wife:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife:
Would you live in our house with
your
new Wife...?
Husband:
Yes, it's a great house.
Wife:
Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband:
Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife:
Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband:
No..
I am sure she would want her
own..
Wife:
Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband:
No, her size is '5'
Wife:
--silence-
Husband:
'shiiit'...!!!