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Kiss And A Slap Comic Hindi Jokes


A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap -
must read it
A Manager, His Assistant, An Old
Woman And Her Young Daughter Are
Traveling In A Train And During The
Course Of Time Get Themselves
Introduced To Each Other And
Become Temporary Friends...
The Train Goes Through A Tunnel
And It Gets Completely Dark...
Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound
And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The
Tunnel...
The Women And The Assistant Are
Sitting There Looking Perplexed...
The Manager Is Bending Over
Holding His Face, Which Is Red
From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And
Nobody Says Anything...
The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After
Girls. He Must Have Kissed My
Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper
That She Slapped Him...
The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To
Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother
Instead And Got Slapped...
The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have
Kissed The Young Girl. She Might
Have Thought It Was Me And
Slapped Me...
Now Guess What The Assistant Is
Thinking...
.
.
Now Hold Your Breath And Read
What The Assistant Is Thinking...
If This Train Goes Through Another
Tunnel, I Will Make Another Kissing
Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The Bastard Keeps Harassing Me In
The Office...!!


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