Dis is one of best suspense jokes
A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told
her a story and listened to her prayers which
ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless
Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye
Grandpa?'
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just
seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed
and listened to her prayers which went like this,
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye
Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in
contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to
bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and
good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all
night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and
watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by
until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home
at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh
of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said,
"I've never seen you work so late. What's the
matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll
never believe what happened to me. This morning
my boss died in the middle of a meeting....
A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told
her a story and listened to her prayers which
ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless
Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye
Grandpa?'
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just
seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed
and listened to her prayers which went like this,
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye
Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in
contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to
bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and
good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all
night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and
watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by
until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home
at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh
of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said,
"I've never seen you work so late. What's the
matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll
never believe what happened to me. This morning
my boss died in the middle of a meeting....