Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Some Hindi funny jokes collection for whatsapp student group. Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!! ====== Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework." ====== Life is like a Badminton Match. If you want to Win. SERVE WELL, RETURN WELL, PLAY COOL & Remember that. the Game Starts With "LOVE ALL"...GM

Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the? Sambha:- Srkr 2. Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he?? Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gabbar:- aur 2 k pehle?? Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he. Gabbar:- To bich me kaun ata he? Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata. Gabbar:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he Gabbar:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.

Boy :- I love you .. Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho??? Boy :- tum 7th ho . . . . Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you too . .. . MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me tha.. ===== Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi? . . . . Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h, . . . . Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h bey, . . Roti to tu bhi de sakta h...

#jokes #whatsapp #fun #messages Spider: I Love u heart emoticon Girl: Agar main bhi tumse.. i love u too kahu toh? Spider: Main toh khushi se marr jaunga. :') Girl - Jaa pagle nahi kehti, JEE Le apni zindagi

Pappu :- Mam aap meri ek savaal ka jawab dengi.. . . Mam :- ha ha puchho .. . . Pappu :- ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich wali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti .....to aap btaaye kul kitni chiti thi ... . . Mam:- 5 Pappu :- galat . . Mam :- 6 Pappu :- phir v galat . . Mam :- 7 Pappu:- ye v galat . . Mam (Harker ) :- to tmhi btao . . Pappu :- hai to 3 hi chiti ,, vo bich wali hai na jhuth bol rhi thi..

After massive demand from all husbands.......... A new app called. "Darr" is launched in iphone 6..... You just say..... 'Wife'.. and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats,, shuts down all games, and deletes chat history! and best above all, Last but not the least.... it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper....