Faadu Hindi Chutkule Jokes

Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha..
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Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi?
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Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h,
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Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h bey,
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Roti to tu bhi de sakta h...