Boyfriend Girlfriend Dirty Hindi Jokes - i Had A Dream

Girlfriend :"Last night I had a dream of you."
Boyfriend (got excited):"Maine ­ kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
Girlfriend replied :"We were
traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fel in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and searching for someone."
Boyfriend (with luv):"I was searching for you, na ?
Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
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"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"