Ek Din Sher Ne Gadhe Ko Raste Mein Rok Liya Aur Kahne Laga
Sher: “Chal Be Gaand De”
Gadha: “Nahi Nahi, Main Nahi Dunga”
Sher Gusse Se: “Abe, Main Jungle Ka Raja Hun, Mujhe Mana Karega?”
Gadha: “Sir Ji, Manta Hun Par Iska Matlab Ye Thode Hai Ki Hum Gaand Marwa Le”
Fir Gadhe Ne 2 Minutes Socha Aur Bola
Gadha: “Thik Hai, Par Meri Ek Sharat Hai”
Sher: “Kya?”
Gadha: “Main Aapko Apni Gaand Tab Marne Dunga Jub Aap Bhi Mujhe Marne Denge”
Sher Ne Kaha: “Done!”
Dono Me Sahmati Ho Gyi, Sahmati Is Parkaar Thi Ki
Agar Kisi Ko Dard Hone Lage To Wo Apni Gardan (Neck) Hila Dega Aur Gaand Marne Wale Ko Turant Utarna Padega
Pehle Sher Gadhe Ki Gaand Marne Laga To Gadhe Ne Sher Ka Andar Ghuste Hi Gardan Hila Di Aur Chillane Laga
Aur Bola: “Haye Mar Gya Mar Gya” To Sher Turant Utar Gya
Phir Gadha Sher Ke Upar Chad Gya Aur Gaand Maarne Laga
Use Gaand Maarte Maarte 2 Ghante Ho Gye Par Sher Ne Na To Koi Awaz Nikali Na Hi Gardan Hilayi
Gadhe Ne Mann Hi Mann Socha Yaar Bada Gandwa Sher Hai, Par Fir Bhi Wo Lga Raha
Jab 3 Ghante Ho Gye To Gadhe Ne Apne Aap Hi Apna Lund Bahar Nikal Liya
Jaise Hi Gadhe Ne Lund Bahar Nikala To Sher Ko Chakkar Aa Gye Aur Uska Sir Ped Me Jakar Lga
Usne Gadhe Ko Gardan Se Pakad Liya Aur Bola: “Sale Haraamjade Kamine… Meri To Gaand Faad Di Maar Diya Kutte Mujhe”
To Gadha Bola: “Sirji Aap Ne Pehle Kyu Nhi Bola Na To Aap Kuch Bole Na Hi Gardan Hilayi To Mai Kaise Samajta”
Sher Rote Hue Bola: “Abe Sale Aawaz Aur Gardan Kahan Se Hilata… Tera Ye Lund Gardan Tak To Phansa Hua Tha Hayeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sher: “Chal Be Gaand De”
Gadha: “Nahi Nahi, Main Nahi Dunga”
Sher Gusse Se: “Abe, Main Jungle Ka Raja Hun, Mujhe Mana Karega?”
Gadha: “Sir Ji, Manta Hun Par Iska Matlab Ye Thode Hai Ki Hum Gaand Marwa Le”
Fir Gadhe Ne 2 Minutes Socha Aur Bola
Gadha: “Thik Hai, Par Meri Ek Sharat Hai”
Sher: “Kya?”
Gadha: “Main Aapko Apni Gaand Tab Marne Dunga Jub Aap Bhi Mujhe Marne Denge”
Sher Ne Kaha: “Done!”
Dono Me Sahmati Ho Gyi, Sahmati Is Parkaar Thi Ki
Agar Kisi Ko Dard Hone Lage To Wo Apni Gardan (Neck) Hila Dega Aur Gaand Marne Wale Ko Turant Utarna Padega
Pehle Sher Gadhe Ki Gaand Marne Laga To Gadhe Ne Sher Ka Andar Ghuste Hi Gardan Hila Di Aur Chillane Laga
Phir Gadha Sher Ke Upar Chad Gya Aur Gaand Maarne Laga
Use Gaand Maarte Maarte 2 Ghante Ho Gye Par Sher Ne Na To Koi Awaz Nikali Na Hi Gardan Hilayi
Gadhe Ne Mann Hi Mann Socha Yaar Bada Gandwa Sher Hai, Par Fir Bhi Wo Lga Raha
Jab 3 Ghante Ho Gye To Gadhe Ne Apne Aap Hi Apna Lund Bahar Nikal Liya
Jaise Hi Gadhe Ne Lund Bahar Nikala To Sher Ko Chakkar Aa Gye Aur Uska Sir Ped Me Jakar Lga
Usne Gadhe Ko Gardan Se Pakad Liya Aur Bola: “Sale Haraamjade Kamine… Meri To Gaand Faad Di Maar Diya Kutte Mujhe”
To Gadha Bola: “Sirji Aap Ne Pehle Kyu Nhi Bola Na To Aap Kuch Bole Na Hi Gardan Hilayi To Mai Kaise Samajta”
Sher Rote Hue Bola: “Abe Sale Aawaz Aur Gardan Kahan Se Hilata… Tera Ye Lund Gardan Tak To Phansa Hua Tha Hayeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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