2016 New Hindi Adult Jokes And Stories

Funny Hindi Jokes Stories On Lady And A Doc

Lady: doc. i got brown discharge at my vagina ….  is it infection?
doc: how often do u hve sex?
lady: once a month.
doc: yeh infection nahi, zang lag gaya  hai!!!

Principal said “If any boy go 2 da gurlz hostel rs. 100 fine for 1st
time, 200 rs. for 2nd time,500 for 3rd time..
Munna Bhai bola ” Monthly Pass ka kitna lagega mamu

How you define Table Tenis???????
Room ke aander, table ke upper,bulb ke niche de tka-tek, le tka-tek.

New Jokes On Doctor

Boy To A Doctor: My Gf Is Pregnant Bt I Used Protection
Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,

Ek Shikari Ek Din Gun Ki Jagah Umbrella Le Gaya,

Achanak Lion Samne Aaya To Usne Umbrella Ka Handle Khicha Aur Fire Kiya,

Lion Wahi Mar Gaya..

Boy: Ghantaa...!

Kissi Aur Ne Goli Mari Hogi..

Doctor: Exactly…!!