Adult Version Hindi Jokes: Only 18+

Boy: Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet?
Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye?
Boy: Nahi janu batao na?
Girl: Ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha?
Boy: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho,
magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu?
Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai.

Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: “Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?”
Dusri: “Mujhe Crorepati Chahiye”
Pahli: “Crorepati Na Mile To?”
Dusri: “50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge”
Pahli: “50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?”
Dusri: “25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge”
Uppar Birth Pe Lete Hue Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.
Santa: “Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Mujhe Bata Dena“