Adult non veg hindi jokes for fun

Army Training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se
pucha :-
Ye hath me kya hai?
Santa -Sir Ye banduk h!
Officer-Ye banduk nhi tumhari izzat or
shaan hai,
Tumhari Maa hai Maa!!
Then Officer to Pappu Sipahi
Officer :- Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?
Pappu :- sir, Ye Santa ki maa h or
humari
aunty hai aunty...:P:P:P