Get 12 Powerful And Dirty Adult Hindi Jokes

Be careful Indian boys and girls, this is a short list of best funny Hindi adult jokes of the week. Share Jokes with your whatsapp friend. You can also told this jokes to your girlfriend.

Adult Hindi Jokes On Pati Patni

Patni: Main Tumhare liye Puri Duniya se Lad Jayugi.
Pati: Lekin Tum Sabse Jayada to Mujse Ladti Rehti Ho.
Patni: Tum Hi to Meri Duniya ho.
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Pati: Ek kafi Der se Apana Marriage Certificate Dekh raha tha.
Patni: kya Dekha RAhe ho?
Pati: Apne Marriage ki Expire Date.

Adult Hindi Jokes On Wife

Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!

Adult Hindi Jokes Ek Din
ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha,maang kuch apne liye;
mat ghoom tu is tarah ,bikhre tute sapne liye;
kyu parvaah is duniya ki behisaab tu karta hain,
jisne thode sapne tere,bus apne matlab ke liye;
khuda ki baato ko sunkar main thoda sa muskaya;
phir maine kaha us khuda se-
ki dena hain to ek choti si jagah de,
sirf uske dil me-bus mere liye;

Adult Hindi Jokes

Makan Malik :- Rs 700 kiraya hoga iss kamre ka.
Pappu:- Theek hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhe naach rahe hai.
Malik :- To saale 700 me kya Sheela ka nach dekhoge ?

Adult Hindi Jokes: Doodhwala Lagataar

Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell
Baja Raha Tha.

Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj Mein
Gusse Se Boli:

“Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi
Karo, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, Jo
Chup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“ :

Adult Hindi Jokes Aurat

Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya ThhiAur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui.
Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur
Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai.
Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe”
Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham KoVo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi
To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi. Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi
Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson &Hedges”
Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Tha: “King Size , Extra Long.”
Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways”
Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A
Week, Both Ways.” Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi

Adult Hindi Jokes Nahi Hota

Marzi Ka Sex Pap Nahi Hota..
Piche se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi Hota..
Condom Zarur Lagana Mere Dost
Qki..
Sex k Waqt POPAT Ke Pass Dimag nahi hota.

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