Dirty Hindi Jokes - Heart Ki Bimari

Ek admi ko
Heart ki bimari thi
Doctor ne namak na
khane ki salah di.
Uski biwi hamesha
uska khayal rakhne lagi.
Wo admi bhi bahot sawadhani
rakhne laga..samay pe
khana, pina, sona, uthna,
doctor Ki batai exercise karna,
khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi
lena par achanak
ek din subah wo admi bathroom
ke darwaje pe mara hua mila.
Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani
ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya?
Postmartam ki report aayi to
pataa chala.. Uske toothpaste
mein'namak'tha.
kya aapake toothpaste mein
namak hai?