Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked : "1 din me kitne cigarette peete ho...?!"
Boy : "bachpan se roz 4"
Girl : "Agar ab tak zindgi me cigarette pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui BMW car tumhari hoti...!"
Boy : "Aap cigarette peeti hain...?!"
Girl : "No...!"
Boy : "To kya wo car apki hai...?!"
Girl : "No...!"
Boy : "Thanks for advice, wo car meri hi hai...!"
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Moral : "Zyada lecture dene se beizzati bhi ho sakti hai...!"
Dear girls...!
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Putting "Princess", "Angel", "Sweaty" and "Lovely" in your Facebook profile name doesn't really make you the one..!
Girl asked : "1 din me kitne cigarette peete ho...?!"
Boy : "bachpan se roz 4"
Girl : "Agar ab tak zindgi me cigarette pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui BMW car tumhari hoti...!"
Boy : "Aap cigarette peeti hain...?!"
Girl : "No...!"
Boy : "To kya wo car apki hai...?!"
Girl : "No...!"
Boy : "Thanks for advice, wo car meri hi hai...!"
.
Moral : "Zyada lecture dene se beizzati bhi ho sakti hai...!"
Dear girls...!
.
Putting "Princess", "Angel", "Sweaty" and "Lovely" in your Facebook profile name doesn't really make you the one..!