Horriable Hindi Adult Jokes From Whatsapp Messages

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.

What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
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Hindi jokes on wife

Lalu ne Deepika se I love u kaha aur gir pade,
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Phir uthe I love u bola, aur fir gir pade,
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Deepika: "yE kya hai?
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Lalu: "Dekhti nahi ka Sasuri, I'm falling in love

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?

To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?

Bajate raho.