There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save
me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man
in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to
stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him
help."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God
"Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and
a helicopter. What more do you want!"
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save
me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man
in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to
stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him
help."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God
"Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and
a helicopter. What more do you want!"