Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Read daily most funny Indian hot bakchod jokes online. Girl Friend Boy Friend Se Boli Gir Friend - Ye kya jaanu Condom kahan hai? Boy Friend - Surprize.... Aaj hum bina condom ke CH0DENGE Gril Friend - Saale... Agar mei 9 maheene baad Surprize doongi to L0DE jaisi shakal mat banana

Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli: "Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya. Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga" Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya." 

Read some desi Hindi old jokes online. Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.” ~ Chaudhary ~ ============== DARDNAAK KAHANI frown emoticon 1 Ladke Ne 1 ladki ko Kaha: I Love U To Ladki Ne . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua Is tarah"DARD NAAK"Kahani Khatam ~ ♥ ~ VÎÇKÝ.VK ~ ♥ ~ ============== ¢LOVE¢ ============== When a Girl misses her love... Her HEART PAINs ... . but when a guy misses his Love... . . . Hands Pain. tongue emoticon ¢LOVE¢ ============== ~ Chaudhary ~ ============== What Is The Difference Between Lollipop & Lund. Agar Girlfriend Lollipop Choose To Chota Hota Jata Hai & Lund Choose To Bada Hota Jata Hai... ~ Chaudhary ~

Ladki kyu najane kyu ladko si nahi hoti? 1Ladka Dusre Ladke se.. Tum ne Meri GF ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke ne Mast Jawab Dia:" . . . . . JaB TaK LaDkI KuNwARi Hai.. . Na TuMhARi Hai.. Na HaMaRi hai.. bas sarkari hai.. Height of batameezi: Phone rings.. Tring… Tring… Ladka: Hello chintu hai ? Girl: Nahi hai. Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..!! High Insult.. Bf to Gf:"Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Mein Aayi Thi.. You Were Looking Very Cute.. :)) . . Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmmm ?? Sach Much.. . Bf:"Haan Baba Such Much... . Gf:"Sapne Mein Hum Dono KyaKar Rahe The.. ?? . . . Bf:"I Was Eating Dairy Milk..!! Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum.. . . . . . Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi Thi Ki Plzz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye.

Ek larki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi. achanak larki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?” “Kyun nahi” , larke ne bare fakher se kaha. . . . . . . Larki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo Mentos idea- Rah chalte agr koi ladki kisi ladke ko bhai bol de, to Socho kya karana chahiye ? ? ? ? Socho socho ? ? simple yar use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo"yahan kahan ghum rhi hai? Chal ghar" GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe apne ap, jb mai chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi ) BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka GF: tm serious kb hoge BF: ab kya hospital mai admit hojaun serious hone k liye GF: go to hell BF: dnt cal me again . AFTER 3 HOURS . GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love u my baby BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv u tooo GF: itna sad kyn sound kara? READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA! . prsnl xperie...

Boy: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho?? Girl: Movie Dekh Rahi Hun. Boy: Kon Si ?? Girl: LooTera Boy: Lele ;-) Blocked.. :-( Hahhahaha Lady to DOCTOR:- mujhe Thakan bahut hoti hai. DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho? Lady - daily. DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo. Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu? शादी के दो दिन बाद दुल्हा,जहाँ उसकी पत्नी को दुल्हन बनाया गया उस ब्यूटी पार्लर पर गया और पार्लर वाली मैडम को आयफोन 7 का डिब्बा खुबसूरत पैकिंग में तोहफे के तौर पर दिया...मैडम ने शुक्रिया अदा किया और ख़ुशी ख़ुशी डिब्बे को खोला तो अंदर से नोकिया 1100 निकला जिसके निचे चिट्ठी रखी हुई थी जिसपर लिखा था Ek Ladka Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.. . Ladki: Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya.? . Ladka: Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par DO*dh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hoon.. :-D

एक सज्जन परेशान थे, दोस्त ने पूछा, "क्या हुआ?" बोले, "लैटर से धमकी मिली है कि 'मेरी बीबी से इश्क़ बंद कर दो नहीं तो जान से मार दूँगा!' दोस्त -"ठीक तो है, बंद कर दो!" सज्जन - "लेटर गुमनाम है, समझ नहीं पा रहा हूँ, किसकी बीबी से इश्क बंद करना है!".. 😳😙😘😍😇😜😎🤓🤑 A gentleman was disturbed, friend asked, " what happened?" They said, " I will kill my wife, I will kill my wife. ' ' Friend -" ok so, stop!" The gentlemen - " letter is anonymous, not understanding, who has to stop love from bb!".. ========== Praise the woman.... There is no doubt in it..... Because.. ⭐ She comes home instead of herself..... ...... on...... Ever for men... Speak two words.... Who's unknown woman Handed the house.... =======