Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

The most funny jokes which can be use an very naughty insulting whatsapp messages. Super hit insult.. Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho tu tum kia chaho gay? Husband: Off course Sex Or baki k 29 Minutes? Naughty insulting whatsapp messages idea English Message: Super Hit Insult Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do? Husband: Off course sex Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?

Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa? Student: Mein Teacher: Wo Kaise? Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..

Toilet songs: In case of loose motion: “ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk” In case of Kabz: “na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga” In case of Gas Trouble: “hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai” After coming out of toilet: “juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”

What women think of sex: at age 8 - ignore it at age 18 - experience it at age 28 - love it at age 38 - ask for it at age 48 - beg for it at age 58 - pay for it at age 68 - pray for it at age 78 - forget it! A girls want to know how to cook: dirty clean jokes

Adult Funny Jokes Medical science proved k Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy. But Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon. Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy. Adult Funny Whatsapp Messages Advise to all the girls…. Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies… And.. Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

Height of positive attitude: Girl Friend: Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy. Boy Friend: That’s Good, Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge. Best Funny Hindi Online Jokes

Get the most funny Hindi Jokes and find a Comic Whatsapp Messages. Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien? Boy: 22 December Girl: Koi khaas wajah? Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..