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Mastar- Aaj Sab Dohe Bolenge, PehleGolu Tum Bolo.Golu- Chidiya Baithi Daal Par, Diya UsneMoot,Sab Bachche Jor Se Bolo,Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut.Master- ShaBaash Ab santa Bolega.Santa- Kutta Khada Sadak Par,DiyaUsne Moot,Golu Ki Maa Ka Bhosda, Master KiMaa KiChut.=D

My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye." I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.

Mike: Nice to meet you. I'm a retired businessman. When my store burned down, rather than rebuilding I took the insurance money and retired here. John: You know, I'm a retired businessman, too. When a flood washed away my store I took the insurance money and retired here, too. Mike is silent for a while then he asks John, "How do you start a flood?"

In Hindi read some funny jokes 💁🏼‍♂एक सासुजी आपरे जंवाई री आँख सुजेड़ी देख'र आपरी बेटी स्यूं पूछ्यो " के बात है, जंवाई-राजा री आँख कियां सूजेड़ी है ,तू ठोकी के ? बेटी एकदम तारामती ( हरिसचन्द्र की लुगाई) बोली " हाँ, ठोकी !" सासु = क्यूं ? बेटी = दिनुगे उठतांई आधी नींद म बोल्या " म्हारो चस्मो कठै है, सुमन ? सासु = तो इमै ठोकण री कांई बात ही ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! म्हारो नांव कांई है ? सासु :- रजनी 😐😐 .... ओsssरेss 😱😱😱!!! मरज्याणे के दो और चेपणी ही 😠😠 ..

Girls r 70% Beauty Girls r 75% Sweet Girls r 85% Naughty Girls r 90% Cute Girls r 100% Lovely Total 70+75+85+90+100 = 420 Read More Hindi Funny Jokes Funny Girls Jokes

Funny Chemistry class note jokes Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water? One student: Its "h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o." Teacher: What is this? Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!

Read daily most funny Indian hot bakchod jokes online. Girl Friend Boy Friend Se Boli Gir Friend - Ye kya jaanu Condom kahan hai? Boy Friend - Surprize.... Aaj hum bina condom ke CH0DENGE Gril Friend - Saale... Agar mei 9 maheene baad Surprize doongi to L0DE jaisi shakal mat banana

Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli: "Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya. Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga" Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya." 

Read some desi Hindi old jokes online. Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.” Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?” Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.” ~ Chaudhary ~ ============== DARDNAAK KAHANI frown emoticon 1 Ladke Ne 1 ladki ko Kaha: I Love U To Ladki Ne . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua Is tarah"DARD NAAK"Kahani Khatam ~ ♥ ~ VÎÇKÝ.VK ~ ♥ ~ ============== ¢LOVE¢ ============== When a Girl misses her love... Her HEART PAINs ... . but when a guy misses his Love... . . . Hands Pain. tongue emoticon ¢LOVE¢ ============== ~ Chaudhary ~ ============== What Is The Difference Between Lollipop & Lund. Agar Girlfriend Lollipop Choose To Chota Hota Jata Hai & Lund Choose To Bada Hota Jata Hai... ~ Chaudhary ~

Ladki kyu najane kyu ladko si nahi hoti? 1Ladka Dusre Ladke se.. Tum ne Meri GF ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke ne Mast Jawab Dia:" . . . . . JaB TaK LaDkI KuNwARi Hai.. . Na TuMhARi Hai.. Na HaMaRi hai.. bas sarkari hai.. Height of batameezi: Phone rings.. Tring… Tring… Ladka: Hello chintu hai ? Girl: Nahi hai. Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..!! High Insult.. Bf to Gf:"Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Mein Aayi Thi.. You Were Looking Very Cute.. :)) . . Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmmm ?? Sach Much.. . Bf:"Haan Baba Such Much... . Gf:"Sapne Mein Hum Dono KyaKar Rahe The.. ?? . . . Bf:"I Was Eating Dairy Milk..!! Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum.. . . . . . Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi Thi Ki Plzz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye.

Ek larki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi. achanak larki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?” “Kyun nahi” , larke ne bare fakher se kaha. . . . . . . Larki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo Mentos idea- Rah chalte agr koi ladki kisi ladke ko bhai bol de, to Socho kya karana chahiye ? ? ? ? Socho socho ? ? simple yar use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo"yahan kahan ghum rhi hai? Chal ghar" GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe apne ap, jb mai chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi ) BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka GF: tm serious kb hoge BF: ab kya hospital mai admit hojaun serious hone k liye GF: go to hell BF: dnt cal me again . AFTER 3 HOURS . GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love u my baby BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv u tooo GF: itna sad kyn sound kara? READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA! . prsnl xperie...

Boy: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho?? Girl: Movie Dekh Rahi Hun. Boy: Kon Si ?? Girl: LooTera Boy: Lele ;-) Blocked.. :-( Hahhahaha Lady to DOCTOR:- mujhe Thakan bahut hoti hai. DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho? Lady - daily. DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo. Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu? शादी के दो दिन बाद दुल्हा,जहाँ उसकी पत्नी को दुल्हन बनाया गया उस ब्यूटी पार्लर पर गया और पार्लर वाली मैडम को आयफोन 7 का डिब्बा खुबसूरत पैकिंग में तोहफे के तौर पर दिया...मैडम ने शुक्रिया अदा किया और ख़ुशी ख़ुशी डिब्बे को खोला तो अंदर से नोकिया 1100 निकला जिसके निचे चिट्ठी रखी हुई थी जिसपर लिखा था Ek Ladka Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.. . Ladki: Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya.? . Ladka: Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par DO*dh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hoon.. :-D

एक सज्जन परेशान थे, दोस्त ने पूछा, "क्या हुआ?" बोले, "लैटर से धमकी मिली है कि 'मेरी बीबी से इश्क़ बंद कर दो नहीं तो जान से मार दूँगा!' दोस्त -"ठीक तो है, बंद कर दो!" सज्जन - "लेटर गुमनाम है, समझ नहीं पा रहा हूँ, किसकी बीबी से इश्क बंद करना है!".. 😳😙😘😍😇😜😎🤓🤑 A gentleman was disturbed, friend asked, " what happened?" They said, " I will kill my wife, I will kill my wife. ' ' Friend -" ok so, stop!" The gentlemen - " letter is anonymous, not understanding, who has to stop love from bb!".. ========== Praise the woman.... There is no doubt in it..... Because.. ⭐ She comes home instead of herself..... ...... on...... Ever for men... Speak two words.... Who's unknown woman Handed the house.... =======

Couple claiming Virginity: Gal:If ds Is Couple claiming Virginity: Gal:If ds Is ur 1st tym,then h0w did u do it so wel? Boy:If dis Is ur 1st tym,den h0w do u knw that i did wel??? Aaj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne. Gor farmaiyea ( shayari me bahut dard chhupa hai.) Aajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne.   Apnnne Pyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kaaa Karrzzz adaa kiya Hamne. Dekarrr Lalaaach Use ICE-CREAM Kaa.     Aaj firrrrrrrrrr. Andherrre Meee Apnaaa La**ND chusssa Diaaaya Hammne. Santa ek din bada confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha.. Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?” Banta = "Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha, kya mene kabhi kisi ke saath sex kiya Hai, to maine tera naam bol diya tha"…. Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ? Boy : No Girl : Why ? Boy : okay Listen to dis. when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick...

Read Hindi most funny jokes of the day.... Ent Pr Ent Chadta Hai To Deewar Ban Jati Hai Or Ladki Pr Ladka Chadata Hai To Parivaar Ban Jata Hai .. Jeevan Me Kya Lekar Aye They Kya Lekar Jana Jayengey Kaaju Jaisa Lekar Aaye They Kaila Jaisa Lekar Jana Hai To Mauj Karo Or Kapdey Utaar Kar Roj Karo Bachpan Me Bhooto K Jawani Me Chooto K Or Budhapey Mey Yamdooto K Sapne Dimaag Ki Maa Choadkar Rakh Dete Hai Jab Kismat Me Hi Likha Hai Gaand Ghasna To Kya Karega Nimbu Paani Or Rasna

Collection of best Indian rainy day jokes. Everyone in India read poem and listen song in a typical rainy day. but here i collect some funny jokes on rainy day. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside. Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? A: Foul (fowl) weather. Q: What did one raindrop say to the other? A: Two's company, three's a cloud Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain? A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? A: The nearest ISOBAR Q: What's worse than raining buckets?  A: Hailing taxis! As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold. I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

Read some awesome funny Hindi jokes which i collect from facebook group. We have whatsapp adult funny jokes group, if like our jokes then please join into our group. lady Do TARAH ki Goli DENA Ek To2MAHINEY Tak Pregnancy Na Ho &Ek 2MAHINE Tak Bilkul KHADA Na Ho Chemist- aise kyu?lady-Qki 2 MAHINE K LIYE ME Gaon JA Rahi HU Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha, I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo Gaand ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me ched hai.. Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho That awkward moment when you're plucking. "she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not"... and you run out of pubic hair

BIWI ko Din me karoge to wo SUST rahegi, Sham ko karoge to CHUST rahegi, Roj karoge to TANDURAST rahegi, Karte rahoge to KHUSH rahegi…..!!! ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; !.. OFFICE SE ROJ SIRF EK CALL ..!

Teacher;-Bachchon aaj hum Grammer padhange, To batao? Ek Aurat ek khidki sey Jhaank rhi h? Ye kya h? Pappu;-Madam ji, Ye to ekvachan hua... Teacher;-Acha Tappu ab tum batao ki "Bahut c Aurat khidkiyon sey jhaank rhi h? Tappu(kuch sochtey huye);-Madam ye to Randi Bazar hua... X Math Jokes

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