Some X-Rated Hindi Online Jokes 07 March 2017

Read some awesome funny Hindi jokes which i collect from facebook group. We have whatsapp adult funny jokes group, if like our jokes then please join into our group.

lady Do TARAH ki Goli DENA
Ek To2MAHINEY Tak Pregnancy Na Ho &Ek 2MAHINE Tak Bilkul KHADA Na Ho
Chemist- aise kyu?lady-Qki 2 MAHINE K LIYE ME Gaon JA Rahi HU

Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha,
I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo Gaand ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me ched hai..

Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND
kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi
Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi
Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai
sari umar gand marwate rahe
ho

That awkward moment when
you're plucking. "she loves me,
she loves me not, she loves
me, she loves me not"... and
you run out of pubic hair

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