Couple claiming Virginity: Gal:If ds Is
Couple claiming Virginity:
Gal:If ds Is ur 1st tym,then h0w did u do it so wel?
Boy:If dis Is ur 1st tym,den h0w do u knw that i did wel???
Aaj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne. Gor farmaiyea ( shayari me bahut dard chhupa hai.) Aajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne. Apnnne Pyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kaaa Karrzzz adaa kiya Hamne. Dekarrr Lalaaach Use ICE-CREAM Kaa. Aaj firrrrrrrrrr. Andherrre Meee Apnaaa La**ND chusssa Diaaaya Hammne.
Santa ek din bada confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha..
Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?”
Banta = "Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha,
kya mene kabhi kisi ke saath sex kiya Hai, to maine tera naam bol diya tha"….
Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ?
Boy : No
Girl : Why ?
Boy : okay Listen to dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was
When i cried .u didnt give me ur toys to play. .bt my brother n sister did
My family iz more precious thn anythng else :)
GIRL: But ya when you Felt all horny & ol,
your mom or dad were not der 2 blow u,
I Was :D
Couple claiming Virginity:
Gal:If ds Is ur 1st tym,then h0w did u do it so wel?
Boy:If dis Is ur 1st tym,den h0w do u knw that i did wel???
Aaj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne. Gor farmaiyea ( shayari me bahut dard chhupa hai.) Aajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Ussska Dil Phirrr DUKHHA diyaaa haamne. Apnnne Pyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kaaa Karrzzz adaa kiya Hamne. Dekarrr Lalaaach Use ICE-CREAM Kaa. Aaj firrrrrrrrrr. Andherrre Meee Apnaaa La**ND chusssa Diaaaya Hammne.
Santa ek din bada confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha..
Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?”
Banta = "Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha,
kya mene kabhi kisi ke saath sex kiya Hai, to maine tera naam bol diya tha"….
Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ?
Boy : No
Girl : Why ?
Boy : okay Listen to dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was
When i cried .u didnt give me ur toys to play. .bt my brother n sister did
My family iz more precious thn anythng else :)
GIRL: But ya when you Felt all horny & ol,
your mom or dad were not der 2 blow u,
I Was :D
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