Collection of best Indian rainy day jokes. Everyone in India read poem and listen song in a typical rainy day. but here i collect some funny jokes on rainy day.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR
Q: What's worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR
Q: What's worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
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