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SEX KYA HAI ??????? 1."FARZ"-Agar wife se kiya jaye, 2."KALA"-Agar Premika se kiya jaye, 3."GYAAN"-Agar Kunwari ladki se kiya jaye, 4."VIGYAAN"-Agar Shadi shuda padosan se kiya jaye, 5."VYAPAAR-Agar Vaishya se kiya jaye, 6."SAMAAJ-SEVA"-Agar Talaqshuda se kiya jaye 7."DAAN"-Agar Widhwa se kiya jaye, 8.''GUPT DAAN''-Agar kisi ladke ke sath kiya jaye, 9."TYAAG"-Agar Apne Hath se kiya jaye, 10.''BALIDAAN''-Vicharo me hi chaddi gili ho jaye.

Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Boxing Ka Match Dekhne Gaye Match Ke First Rounde Mein Ek Boxer Pahle Minute Mein Hi Niche Gir Ke Dher Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Huh Saala Sirf Ek Minute Mein Hi Gir Gaya” Ladki Ne Ye Suna Aur Boli: “Ab Ehsas Hua Tumhe Bhi, Ki Mujhe Kesa Mehsoos Hota Hai?“

Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Br@ Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di. Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Br@ Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli Biwi: “Tum Pagal Ho Kya, Ek Darjan Vo Bhi Ek Hi Rang Ki Br@ Kyu Khareedi, Log Samjhenge Ke Main Br@ Change Nahi Karti” Husband Muskurate Hue: “Kaun Log?

Get the daily most funny whatsapp messages and jokes. A Jokes On Conversation between a teacher and a student Teacher: If I give you 2 cats, and another 2, and another 2, how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher: You don't understand, if I give you 3 cats + another 3 cats how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher (sighs) : If I give you 3 apples + another 3, how many apples will you have? Student: 6 apples. Teacher: Very good, now if I give you 3 cats + another 3, how many cats will you have? Student: 7 cats. Teacher: Where the hell do you get 7 cats, you stupid child?! Student: Because I already have 1 cat at home, you stupid bitch! The teacher fainted Shared by: Swegger Michael Radebe

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !! Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley ! Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. ! Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha.. Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha: "Chod saaley, bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"? Bandar kuch nahi bola. Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!! Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola: "Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!! ====== Girl Asked: Kisi Ladke Ki Bhut Sari GFs Hon To Wo Talented Kehlata Hai, Lekin Kisi Ladki k Bhut Saray BFs Hon To Usay Chaalu Q Kaha Jata Hai? . . . Boy With Golden Words:’Qadar Us Chaabi Ki Hoti Hai Jo Boht Se Taalo Ko Khol Saky, Na k Us Taaly Ki Jo Har Chaabi ...

a lady went to paris,and got lost at the streets and she asked an old man for directions LADY:excuse me sir, where does this street go? . . the old man replied . . . OLD MAN:im sorry dear,i grew old here and walk this road a thousand times but i have never seen that street go anywhere..

#jokes Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.' So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?' She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?' He said, 'I want 5 loaves.' She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard.' He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me!' Shared by: Joe Chaps

So Cletus calls 911. Cletus: Y'all better send over an ambleance, Carli-jo's havin a heart attack! 911: We're sending them right now sir, what's your address? Cletus: We're at 352 eucalyptus street 911: I'm sorry sir, could you spell that please? Cletus: ... umm... Tell ye what, I'm gonna carry her over to Oak street, y'all can pick her up there. 

Boy on date in Restaurant - Jaantum se ek baat kehnachahtahun..... Girl - Kya.....??.. Boy - I already have agirl friend..... Girl - Dara diya saale,mujhelaga paise nai hai... ======= कंप्यूटर इंजीनियरिंग फील्ड की लड़की को किसी लड़के ने छेड़ा ,..... उसका गुस्सा ऐसे निकला .... अरे ओ !! पेन ड्राइव के ढक्कन , . पैदाइशी Error , . . Virus के बच्चे , . . Excel की corrupt file . . अगर 1 Click मारूंगी तो ज़मीन से Delete हो कर क़बर में Install हो जायेगा .! समझे !!!! ~

😐क्या विडम्बना है हमारे देश की . फ़ूलन देवी डाकू चुनाव जीत गई थीं . और, . किरन बेदी पुलिस वाली होकर भी हार गई.😮 "मेरा भारत महान"

 दुनिया बदल रही है ज़माना बदल रहा है इंसानी फितरत का फ़साना बदल रहा है भूख बदल रही है भोजन बदल रहा है विकृत हाथों का निशाना बदल रहा है आचार बदल रहा है विचार बदल रहा है भेड़िये दरिंदों सा किरदार बदल रहा है सलीका बदल रहा है तरीका बदल रहा है विकृत यौनइच्छा का पैमाना बदल रहा है बीवी बदल रहा है बेटी बदल रहा है हैवानी हदों का जुर्माना बदल रहा है दिल्ली बदल रही है दिल वाला बदल रहा है वीभत्स कुकृत्यों से दिल्लीनामा बदल रहा है लिखना बदल रहा है सुनाना बदल रहा है 'निर्जन' फरमाने को अफसाना बदल रहा है ऐ मुर्दों अब तो जागो कब्रों से उठ के आओ अब सोते रहने का मौसम बदल रहा

Why husbands avoid questions! WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No... Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married? Husband: Of course i do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again... Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...? Husband: Yes, it's a great house. Wife: Would you let her drive my car ? Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear . Wife: Would you give her my jewelry? Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own.. Wife: Would she wear my shoes..? Husband: No, her size is '5' Wife: --silence- Husband: 'shiiit'...!!!

Girl: hi baby ~~~~ boy: hi sweet heart...(sending failed) girl: are you there?? :( boy: yes yes..i'm here...(sending failed) girl: are you ignoring me or what?? boy: honey i'm not..i m right here..(sending failed) girl: its over.. don't you ever talk to me again !! boy: damn ! go to hell..

jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D

Valentines day offer by Sunny Leone- "तुम मुझे rose दो, मैं तुम्हें रोज दूँगी !" ===== केजरी को दो दिनों के लिए मीडिया का CM बनके रह लेने दिजिए लेकिन 10 को जब Final Result आएगा तो निश्चित रुप से BJP ही सरकार बनाएगी" ===== सीना ताने केजरीवाल उपदेश ठोक रहा था. लोहा लोहे को काटता है, हीरा हीरे को. इसी बीच पीछे से आकर उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया | ===== He : I am in love with you totally. She : Tu totla! Telaa baap totla! ===== She : जानू 14th को हम क्या करेंगे He : 15th ko IND vs PAK ke liye.. Havan karenge...havan karenge..havan karenge..

Last day find this fadu jokes on facebook. Guy friend - "Bhai, Hike pe hai?" . Me - "Nahi bhai, Bakwas hai, pehle hi bade app hain" . Hot girl - "Are you on Hike or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber and all messaging apps* Haan hun na Take my number"

Most funny hindi jokes for whatsapp messages Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Taale pe likha tha "Taale- ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, Taala khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba -alarm baja aur police aa gayi." Jate jate chor ne bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! Babu market jata- hai underwear kharidne Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai? Dokandar: Rs 600. Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages Santa and the local priest were always fighting -and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence- from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say- something for good will." The priest shook Santa's hand and -said, "I wish for you what you wish for me." "See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE...

are you on naughty mind just read my collected superb jokes for making an whatsapp messages for your friend. How do Cricket commentators define NAKED GIRL??? . . . No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully & no GRASS on the pitch but moisture under the surface!! . its really wonderful to bat on.....

Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry Someone Else, Forget Me Forever !! Funny Boyfriend: . . . . . Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi, Na Tere Jaane Ka Gam, Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi, Doosri Pata Leinge Hum

Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge, Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge. Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai. Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki, ‘USKI’ har saas ‘TUMHARI’ kamjori ban jaye. Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki ‘USKI MAA’ tumhari saas ban jaye..

Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked : "1 din me kitne cigarette peete ho...?!" Boy : "bachpan se roz 4" Girl : "Agar ab tak zindgi me cigarette pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui BMW car tumhari hoti...!" Boy : "Aap cigarette peeti hain...?!" Girl : "No...!" Boy : "To kya wo car apki hai...?!" Girl : "No...!" Boy : "Thanks for advice, wo car meri hi hai...!" . Moral : "Zyada lecture dene se beizzati bhi ho sakti hai...!" Dear girls...! . Putting "Princess", "Angel", "Sweaty" and "Lovely" in your Facebook profile name doesn't really make you the one..!

Santa USA mein tha. 1 building mein aag lag gayi. Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo ko Nechey Phainko main Catch karunga. Pehle 1 Ladka aya phir ladki phir buddha phir buddhi Santa ne sab ko pakar liya. Phir 1 negro aya to Santa ne chor diya aur bola: Abey salo jo jal gye hain wo to mat fenko…!!

Abt 63 years old PM.....Full of energy. ..without any cap or muffler ..in a open ground 45 years kejriwal with two muffler ( if u noticed....One on head .second around neck ) in a TV studio ====== Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo Boy : Chodd diya . . . Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do Boy : Chodd diya . . . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . . . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin. . . . Girl : Kyun?? . . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi hahahha boys thoko Like! ====== He : Hi , what's your name? . . She : Asha . . He : But you're not small . . She : what? . . . He : Dil hai chota sa , choti si asha !! *Blocked*

अगर बीवी अपनी साडी का पल्लू अपनी कमर में ठूंस ले...... तो समझ जाओ... कि . . या तो वो घर का काम निपटने वाली है . . या फिर आपको..... ------------- संभलकर रहो - बीबी को हमेशा खुश रक्खो ===== लाजवाब लाईन एक बार इंसान ने कोयल से कहा "तूं काली ना होती तो कितनी अच्छी होती" सागर से कहा:- "तेरा पानी खारा ना होता तो कितना अच्छा होता" गुलाब से कहा:- "तुझमें काँटे ना होते तो कितना अच्छा होता" तब तीनों एक साथ बोले:- "हे इंसान अगर तुझमें दुसरो की कमियाँ देखने की आदत ना होती तो तूं कितना अच्छा होता ==== Man in bed with his wife, slides his hand slowly across her shoulders, across her waist, under her neck, under her back, & suddenly stops... ................ Wife: "Why did u stop?" !!!!!! !!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . Man: "Remote mil gaya. Tu so ja

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary. Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.” “As you wish,” said Santa. “Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “Ok,” said Santa. “And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto. “That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

Boyfriend : Me tumhe gale laga sakta hu without touching! Girlfriend : Impossible...!!! Boyfriend : Lagi shart Pepsi ki ?? Girlfriend : Ok! (Boy ne zor se gallay lgaya...!) Girlfriend : Hey! You touched me! Boyfriend : Haan to laa raha hoon na pepsi, ro kyun rahi ho...!

Girl : Hi...!! Boy : Hi...! Girl : What happened? Boy : Nothing...! Girl : No, tell me what happened? Why're you so sad? Boy : I will ask you something... You should say the truth... Will you? Girl : Ok fine! Ask. Boy : Who is Rohan? He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates in Facebook. Who is that dumb idiot? Girl : Plz... Don't say anything about him. Boy : Oh...! Wow...! you're in love with him? Girl : Why would I love him? As you're for with me?! Boy : Then brother kind of relationship? Girl : No no... Not like that...! Boy : Don't irritate me then who is he? Girl : Shall we talk something else?! Boy : So you are hiding something from me...? You have that much close relationship with him...?? He is so much important to you? Girl : If I disclose the secret, definitely you will scold me...! Boy : Hey just tell me... Don't test my tolerance...! Girl : Plz... Boy : If you don't tell me, I will break our relationship ...

The most funny Hindi jokes collection. Jokes # 01 Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: ..DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR Pardes: ..DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR Veer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR.. Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!! arre haa, risky se yaad aaya, The most risky love is... Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI biwi se pyaar ..  Jokes # 02 इतनी ठण्ड में एहसास होता है कि,, ''बाल- विवाह'' का चलन बड़े बुज़ुर्गों ने बहुत सोच-समझ के ही चलाया था  Jokes # 03 एक साहब सुबह-सुबह ऑफिस जाने के लिए बस में चढ़े तो कंडक्टर ने मुस्कुराते हुए पूछा – “कल रात ठीक-ठाक घर पहुँच गए थे सर ?” साहब – “क्यों ? कल रात को मुझे क्या हुआ था ?” कंडक्टर – “टुन्न थे आप !” साहब (गुस्स...