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Maha Fadu Hindi Jokes 25 February 2015

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!
Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !
Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !
Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..
Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?
Bandar kuch nahi bola.
Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!
Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!!
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Girl Asked:
Kisi Ladke Ki Bhut Sari GFs Hon
To
Wo Talented Kehlata Hai, Lekin
Kisi
Ladki k Bhut Saray BFs Hon To Usay
Chaalu Q Kaha Jata Hai?
.
.
.
Boy With Golden Words:’Qadar Us Chaabi
Ki Hoti Hai Jo
Boht Se Taalo Ko Khol Saky, Na k
Us
Taaly Ki Jo Har Chaabi Se Khul
Jaye..’
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Ek din mai collage se nikla to bahar bohot badal
chaye hue the...
Mene socha barish se pehle ghar pohuch jauga
magar raste me he barish ho gayi aur mai bheg
gaya...
Kanpta hua jb mai ghar pohcha to.. (SISTER) Ne
kaha
thori der ruk nhi sakte the...
(BHAI) ne kaha kahi side pai khade ho jate...
(PAPA) ne kaha bohot shok he barish me bhegne
ka..
Aur itne me ((MAA)) Aaai aur mere sar pe tolliya
marte hue
kaha ( ye barish thodi der ruk nahi sakti
thi ).......:')
I LOVE YOU MAA



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