Most funny hindi jokes for whatsapp messages
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.Taale pe likha tha "Taale- ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai,
156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao,
Taala khul jayega. Jaise hi batan daba -alarm baja aur police aa gayi."
Jate jate chor ne bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
Babu market jata- hai underwear kharidne
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages
Santa and the local priest were always fighting -and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court.After listening to evidence- from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say- something for good will."
The priest shook Santa's hand and -said, "I wish for you what you wish for me."
"See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE'S STARTING AGAIN."