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Hindi funny jokes Pappu 1st time plane me baitha . . . . Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola – . . . . . Main pehle hi dara hua hu, or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai! dirty adult jokes Ek jadugr khel dikhate hue ek dibbe me band hua or dusre me nikla.ek boy dusre boy se ye koi khel he ,isase acha to mere papa karlete he sam ko apne kamre me sote he or subah bagl wali aanti k kamre se niklte he.

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" "My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be." "Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."

#JokesofTheDay A guy, down on his luck, just lost his job and family shuffles down to the whore house. He walks in and talk to the madame and says," Im having a rough time shits fucked, I got 5 dollars and a half pack of saleman, what can you do"? The madame talks on a phone and nods, " Room 2a". SO he walks anxiously up the stairs and opens the door expecting a cross between a parapalegic with downsyndrome or the pussy looks like a bulldog eating out of a mayo jar, but alas he walks in. There is pretty hot whore laying on the bed spread eagle. So I walk over and say ," You ready,"....no reply. Well if no means yes, than nothing definetly means yes, so he proceeds to mount. It was tight and he really starting digging for the indian clay, but with each piledrive a yellowish snot would come out her nostrils and mouth. So the gentleman finished rather quickly and went and told a manager below. " Sir, I was fucking the chick upthere and she wasn...

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Read most funny Hindi jokes and faadu stories online. Ek jadugr khel dikhate hue ek dibbe me band hua or dusre me nikla.ek boy dusre boy se ye koi khel he ,isase acha to mere papa karlete he sam ko apne kamre me sote he or subah bagl wali aanti k kamre se niklte he.

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